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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. — Jerry Coleman

It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good. — Joe Satriani

Now hang on a ding darn minute. — Kristen Ashley

Well, actually, I manage a couple of stock portfolios or funds or whatever you want to call 'em, and I think I've done relatively well with them. — Pat Robertson

Funny, just this minute he didn't want much to get away from the island. — Agatha Christie

You don't speak again, unless to use your safe word or yellow to indicate you're frightened."
"I was at yellow the minute I walked in the door. — Cherise Sinclair

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast. — J. B. Smoove

It's funny how you can be all alone and in danger and then a minute later feel totally safe, like you've never been lonely before. — Susan Juby

For years, I advised George Steinbrenner to get out of town because he dishonored my hometown with his bullying and bombast. — George Vecsey

What the fuck?" That was me. Pete's not an f-word kinda guy. Me? My current record is eighty-two F-bombs in under a minute. — Adrienne Wilder

Let us leave this room, said Melancthe. It reeks of the brain. — Jack Vance

Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain? — Caroline Goode

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing

Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik

Don't become bigoted about bigots. — Scott Ross

I feel being an actress is probably not half as difficult as being a mother, and I do not know when I will be ready for that kind of a decision. — Freida Pinto

Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour

Leave as little to chance as possible. Preparation is the key to success. — Paul Brown

You can't be friends with yesterday and tomorrow at the same time. — Jovan

I made myself from all the love you no longer wanted. — Pleasefindthis

Colonists of, ah, Per Ardua, meet your autonomous colonisation unit! — Stephen Baxter

Where love is, what can be wanting? Where it is not, what can possibly be profitable? — Saint Augustine

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. — Linda Howard

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

I try to remember that hard knocks leave dents. — Jennifer Donnelly

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara