Funny 30th Quotes

It broke my heart when I learned the moon had been passing the sun's light off as its own. — Joanna Newsom

Black is your safeword. If it becomes to much, say it. — Dani Nichole

With words as valueless as poker chips, we play games whose object it is to keep us from seeing each other's cards. — Frederick Buechner

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. — William Ralph Inge

And oh, the oh my nape of the neck. The up-swept oh my nape of the neck. I could walk behind anyone and fall in love. Don't stop. Don't turn around. — Dorianne Laux

Work gives us access and opportunities. — Sunday Adelaja

I'd be a very easy therapist's subject. — James Nesbitt

For every man, however laudably he lives, yet yields in some points to the lust of the flesh. — Augustine Of Hippo

You don't need to beat yourself up in order to make God love you. Jesus already took your beating. — Mark Driscoll

In 1995, the Chinese government picked a 6-year-old child to succeed the Panchen Lama, the second highest figure in Tibetan Buddhism. — Barbara Demick

Let me be the type man who plants a field of flowers so you can be the type of woman who picks them. — A.J. Compton

It is impossible to forgive someone if you feel superior to him or her. — Timothy Keller

I can't tell if I hear your heart beating, or if it's mine," I say against his skin.
"Aren't they the same thing? — Cassie Mae

Sure, I'm gray-shading the line that separates stable and crazy, but the point is, there is a line. And I haven't completely crossed over to lunatic. — Anna Banks

I actually didn't have a quincenera, but I did get to take part in one for my cousin. I've just never really been into parties. — Cierra Ramirez