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Funny 3 Year Old Quotes & Sayings

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Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner. — Leah Raeder

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!" — Mitch Hedberg

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain. — Jennifer Lawrence

If I burn, you burn with me — Suzanne Collins

Food, she decided, was like performance rather than fine art: its power was in its transience and immediacy. — Hannah Mary Rothschild

You were the poem I never knew how to write because no words could describe the wind you cannot see, but feel. — Shannon L. Alder

I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do. — Chelsea Martin

I'm just really, really thankful. I'm thankful to the doctors; I'm thankful to the family that donated the kidney. — Natalie Cole

While cares will drop off like autumn leaves. — John Muir

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. — Eoin Colfer

I think actors have a choice of drawing attention to themselves or living on the outskirts. — Rachel Weisz

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed. — Wilson Mizner

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

You have got to shoot, otherwise you can't score. — Johan Cruyff

His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. — Henny Youngman

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

The world is a gawking four-year-old. — Adrian Barnes

THE PROBLEM OF GOOD: WHY UNCONDITIONALLY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO UNCONDITIONALLY BAD PEOPLE
(SEE GOD) — Jonathan Safran Foer

I bought a pair of socks last week for thirty bucks." "That's because you're an idiot." "Thanks. — Kasie West

And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago. — David Coleman

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton

With him I couldn't be anything but myself and that scared the crap out of me, because I had never existed like that before. — Carlyle Labuschagne

We are bound to earth by desire and also to God, heaven, and the angels. A slave is a slave whether to man, to God, or to angels. — Swami Vivekananda

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan