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Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By John Mortimer: Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Jay Bell: Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly"

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Holly Near: Part of keeping space open is not to

Part of keeping space open is not to try to choose a form - to spend more time thinking about content, and let form take care of itself. — Holly Near

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Debasish Mridha: The more you learn, the more you will

The more you learn, the more you will be able to see, feel, love, enjoy, and understand. — Debasish Mridha

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By John Bishop: Being an England supporter is like being the

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. — John Bishop

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By The Walking Dead: Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That

Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there. — The Walking Dead

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't think of any sentence as a

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Bob Geldof: Rock & roll is instant coffee.

Rock & roll is instant coffee. — Bob Geldof

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin

It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By E. E. Cummings: Love being such, or such,the normal corners of

Love being such, or such,
the normal corners of your heart
will never guess how much
my wonderful jealousy is dark — E. E. Cummings

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Steven Wright: In school, every period ends with a bell.

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. — Steven Wright

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: You have to do the planed work the

You have to do the planed work the day — Sunday Adelaja

Funny 3 Sentence Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia