Funny 2 Year Old Quotes
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Funny 2 Year Old Quotes & Sayings
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Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner.
— Leah Raeder
I have an idea for sweatshops: air conditioning! That's simple. 14 year old boys working twelve hour days? "Yeah, but they're comfortable!"
— Mitch Hedberg
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
— Sarah Silverman
Everyone in Arthur Anderson's life was fixated on happily-ever-after, and it was seriously pissing him off.
— Anonymous
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain.
— Jennifer Lawrence
The world is a gawking four-year-old.
— Adrian Barnes
You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase
I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.
— Chelsea Martin
We don't need to be crippled any longer by the disease of sin - because God has provided the cure.
— Billy Graham
What heals is sometimes bitter.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
My religion is not deceiving myself.
— Milarepa
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".
— Ronald Reagan
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport