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Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By John Mortimer: Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Jay Bell: Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly"

Funny how any sentence that started with "honestly" usually wasn't. — Jay Bell

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Marcie Eanes: My dreams and I spin tighterthe longer we

My dreams and I spin tighter
the longer we practice our intricate steps — Marcie Eanes

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Charles Spurgeon: Alas! You complain that your soul is out

Alas! You complain that your soul is out of tune. Then ask the Master to tune the heart-strings. — Charles Spurgeon

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By The Walking Dead: Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That

Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there. — The Walking Dead

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Frans De Waal: If faith makes people buy an entire package

If faith makes people buy an entire package of myths and values without asking too many questions, scientists are only slightly better. — Frans De Waal

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't think of any sentence as a

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin

It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By David Bowie: Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't

Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't tell the bullshit from the lies. — David Bowie

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Steven Wright: In school, every period ends with a bell.

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. — Steven Wright

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Sheri Dew: Because again, if Lucifer can make an aberration

Because again, if Lucifer can make an aberration seem normal- or better yet, evil seem normal, he has made striking inroads. — Sheri Dew

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Oscar Arias: The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the

The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves. — Oscar Arias

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva: My greatest desire is that the hope that

My greatest desire is that the hope that has overcome fear in my country will help vanquish it around the world. — Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva

Funny 1 Sentence Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia