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It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang)
Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you're not bright. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The Bhagavad-Gita is where God Himself talks to His devotee Arjuna. — Paramahansa Yogananda

Neither you nor I speak English, but there are some things that can be said only in English. — Aravind Adiga

Self-realization is a process of permanent auto-creation, an elaboration of the new man at the expense of the old. — Nikolai Berdyaev

You don't write poems sitting at a typewriter; you write them swimming or climbing a mountain or walking. — Robert Penn Warren

Get up and get on the bed in the Master. I'm going to fuck the hell out of you. — Alessandra Torre

A society is not 'free' merely because the freedoms the people are doing away with are those they voted at the last election to do without. — William F. Buckley Jr.

You'll remember someone who broke your heart, and you'll think to yourself, 'Oh yes, I remember how that feels.' But you can't. — Nick Hornby

We may learn by practice such things upon earth as shall be of use to us in heaven. Piety, unostentatious piety, is never out of place. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

For me, a poem is an opportunity to kind of interrogate myself a little bit. — Tracy K. Smith