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The roots of the aged palm tree exceed those of the young one; the old have a greater attachment to the world. — Saib Tabrizi

everything isn't everything — Shel Silverstein

The First Amendment has the same role in my life as a citizen and a writer as the sun has in our ecosystem. — Michael Chabon

Life's short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!! — Lea Mishell

An enlightened entertainer, via story, casts her line into the souls of others, hooks their heart, and pulls their greater potential to the surface. — Derek Rydall

In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked. — Robyn Bachar

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. — Zach Braff

Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable. — Laura Lippman