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Funniest Cop Quotes By Lil' Wayne: Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.

Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke. — Lil' Wayne

Funniest Cop Quotes By Cecily Strong: I was voted funniest person in my middle-school

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

Funniest Cop Quotes By Adam McKay: 'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made. — Adam McKay

Funniest Cop Quotes By Tig Notaro: I'm always going to do whatever I think

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. — Tig Notaro

Funniest Cop Quotes By Dave Barry: Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. — Dave Barry

Funniest Cop Quotes By David Cross: The Bible is the funniest book I have

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

Funniest Cop Quotes By Bryce Dallas Howard: Creativity is all around us, and some of

Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it. — Bryce Dallas Howard

Funniest Cop Quotes By W.C. Fields: Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W.C. Fields

Funniest Cop Quotes By Chevy Chase: My father was the funniest guy I ever

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase

Funniest Cop Quotes By Allen Iverson: We talkin' about practice?

We talkin' about practice? — Allen Iverson

Funniest Cop Quotes By Ed Helms: I think that music at inappropriate times with

I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever. — Ed Helms

Funniest Cop Quotes By Vanessa Bayer: Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

Funniest Cop Quotes By Vincent Staniforth: What was the funniest thing you ever saw

What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do? — Vincent Staniforth

Funniest Cop Quotes By Rachel Bloom: Women are very funny. Some of the funniest

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

Funniest Cop Quotes By Mel Brooks: I have always been a huge admirer of

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks

Funniest Cop Quotes By Adam McKay: Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay

Funniest Cop Quotes By Akiva Schaffer: Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made. — Akiva Schaffer

Funniest Cop Quotes By Meg Cabot: We were a very funny family. Humour was

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot

Funniest Cop Quotes By Kevin Hart: My kids are the funniest two human beings

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. — Kevin Hart

Funniest Cop Quotes By W.C. Fields: The funniest thing a comedian can do is

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. — W.C. Fields

Funniest Cop Quotes By Maya Rudolph: I thought she was the funniest woman, and

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

Funniest Cop Quotes By Douglas Coupland: Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is. — Douglas Coupland

Funniest Cop Quotes By Bill Maher: I think the funniest stuff comes from the

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. — Bill Maher

Funniest Cop Quotes By Muhammad Ali: Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali

Funniest Cop Quotes By Russell Peters: My dad was the funniest guy I ever

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. — Russell Peters

Funniest Cop Quotes By Jemima Kirke: By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke

Funniest Cop Quotes By Mohith Agadi: Conversations between friends are the craziest and funniest

Conversations between friends are the craziest and funniest of all. — Mohith Agadi

Funniest Cop Quotes By David Alan Grier: I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier

Funniest Cop Quotes By Paul Neilan: I hate bananas. I just hate them. But

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan

Funniest Cop Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the

The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. — Kurt Vonnegut