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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke. — Lil' Wayne

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made. — Adam McKay

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. — Tig Notaro

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. — Dave Barry

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it. — Bryce Dallas Howard

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W.C. Fields

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase

We talkin' about practice? — Allen Iverson

I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever. — Ed Helms

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do? — Vincent Staniforth

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made. — Akiva Schaffer

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. — Kevin Hart

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. — W.C. Fields

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is. — Douglas Coupland

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. — Bill Maher

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. — Russell Peters

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke

Conversations between friends are the craziest and funniest of all. — Mohith Agadi

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan

The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. — Kurt Vonnegut