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Funniest Comedians Quotes By V. Theia: His strut reminded her of a smiling serial

His strut reminded her of a smiling serial killer, oh yeah, he'd kill you, but boy, he'd have lovely manners while he did it. — V. Theia

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Groucho Marx: Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only,
when the hostess has only twelve chops. — Groucho Marx

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Steven Soderbergh: You're being mean to someone who's helping you.

You're being mean to someone who's helping you. What is that? Everyone knows who the assholes are, and I avoid them. — Steven Soderbergh

Funniest Comedians Quotes By George W. Bush: These demands are not open to negotiation or

These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion. — George W. Bush

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: The funniest part of that joke is, 'say

The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: If humanity is to progress, Gandhi is inescapable.

If humanity is to progress, Gandhi is inescapable. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Dave Barry: This is the funniest book I've ever held

This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands.
Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical — Dave Barry

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Frederick Lenz: A person of knowledge and power never goes

A person of knowledge and power never goes out looking for battles. All their battles are within. — Frederick Lenz

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Gore Vidal: It is of no consequence what people think

It is of no consequence what people think of you. What matters is what you think of them. — Gore Vidal

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Frederick Lenz: If you are afraid of other people take

If you are afraid of other people take a martial arts class. The best way to overcome fear is learn to be proficient in martial arts. — Frederick Lenz

Funniest Comedians Quotes By Paul Babicki: Beware of assumptions and the arrogance they bring

Beware of assumptions and the arrogance they bring — Paul Babicki