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Funniest Captain America Quotes By Cat Stevens: Find a girl, settle down, If you want

Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry. — Cat Stevens

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Randy Pausch: The best gift an educator can give, to

The best gift an educator can give, to get somebody to become self-reflective. — Randy Pausch

Funniest Captain America Quotes By David Ortiz: My teammates are the best.

My teammates are the best. — David Ortiz

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Jimmy Durante: I hate music, especially when it's played.

I hate music, especially when it's played. — Jimmy Durante

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Laozi: Must one dread what others dread?

Must one dread what others dread? — Laozi

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Stephanie Mills: Onstage, you can be anything you want to

Onstage, you can be anything you want to be. In concert, I might project a different side of myself, but I wouldn't do anything I'd be embarrassed of. — Stephanie Mills

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Sam Kinison: John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike. — Sam Kinison

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Gail Carriger: Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious

Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious and highly unwarranted *things*, like wearing smoking jackets to the dinner table. — Gail Carriger

Funniest Captain America Quotes By E. E. Cummings: His lips drink water but his heart drinks

His lips drink water
but his heart drinks wine — E. E. Cummings

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Ted Dekker: Writing wasn't about making money. I wanted to

Writing wasn't about making money. I wanted to find fulfillment in writing and telling stories, and that's what's driven me. — Ted Dekker

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Holly Smale: It's 4:40am and i'm standing in the middle

It's 4:40am and i'm standing in the middle of a Quentin Tarantino version of Finding Nemo — Holly Smale

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Zeeshan Ahmed: Dear you, Never give up, you'll meet someone

Dear you, Never give up, you'll meet someone just as great as you are and one day you will no longer be alone. GREAT THINGS TAKE TIME. — Zeeshan Ahmed

Funniest Captain America Quotes By Donald Rumsfeld: It's a difficult thing today to be informed

It's a difficult thing today to be informed about our government even without all the secrecy. — Donald Rumsfeld