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I think I came back from America a funnier and nicer person than I went.
— Patrick Stewart
The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.
— Molly Ivins
There's no good reason to change a Neil Simon line. The day that I'm funnier than Neil Simon, Hell will be a very chilly place.
— Jason Alexander
Preston Sturges is one of my favorites. I learned about dialogue and timing from him - louder, faster, funnier. But I do love Mel Brooks.
— Clara Mamet
I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
— Betty White
The older I get the funnier I get ... Think what I'll save in not having my face lifted.
— Linda Martin
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.
— Craig Ferguson
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
If I had free will, I would choose to be funnier.
— Stephen Cave
These are my recollections. If you remember things differently, send me your version - but only if it's funnier.
— Debbie Reynolds
I stifled a laugh, not sure which was funnier: the idea of me being a lady o him being a gentleman.
— Danielle Paige
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
— W.C. Fields
Actually, I think I'm funnier off-camera.
— Teri Polo
Getting into shape helped get me into a better mood, and when I'm in a better mood, I'm funnier. My general attitude is better.
— Steve Howey
Australia seems like a really faraway Canada, just with funnier animals.
— Nadia Bolz-Weber
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?
— Harland Williams
Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out.
— Dave Barry
You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier.
— Michael Moore
I just think women are funnier than men.
— Margaret Cho
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
— Molly Ivins
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.
— Steve Carell
I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.
— Doug Stanhope
With this magazine, you could change the 'H' to 'G', it may be funnier and better for sales.
— Wladimir Klitschko
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.
— Elvis Costello
It doesn't do any good to just be on the side of black people. The funnier comedic position is to be on the side of oppressed people in general.
— W. Kamau Bell
I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before.
— Roseanne Barr
Our shows today are better and funnier than they've ever been.
— Dick Smothers
There's nothing funnier than the human animal.
— Walt Disney
Reading good books doesn't necessarily make one a good person - or a smarter, funnier, or more cultivated person, either.
— Maureen Corrigan
Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,
making us think of funnier and funnier things. — Brenda Ueland
making us think of funnier and funnier things. — Brenda Ueland
I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.
— Elle Lothlorien
Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.
— Phil McGraw
Comedians love it when people point and laugh at them; naturists don't, despite many of them being funnier.
— Roy Station
I love songs because by nature they are concise; they sum up. I try to use as few words as possible. It's usually funnier that way, anyway.
— Cass McCombs
There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone.
— Nick Kroll
One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"
— Chris Rock
I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry ... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.
— Seth Rogen
If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it ... Just be real and it will be funnier
— Gene Wilder
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
— Marian Keyes
Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don't call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths.
— Henry Zebrowski
Things were always funnier when one was lying down.
— Gail Carriger
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier.
— Robert Smith
Pain is funnier than love.
— Mike Birbiglia
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
— Chuck Palahniuk
And like most big families, they were loud and secretly thought they were funnier and a little more special than everyone else.
— Jennifer Close
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
— John Lasseter
That takes a lot of confidence to let your actors come up with something that could be theoretically funnier than what you had envisioned originally.
— Jackie Schaffer
Life is a comical business, and there is
nothing funnier than love traveling through time. — Mario Puzo
nothing funnier than love traveling through time. — Mario Puzo
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.
— Art Buchwald
My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
— Roseanne Barr
Life doesn't get easier but it does get funnier.
— Katy Manning
I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.
— Qwen Salsbury
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
— Kelly Bishop
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
— Lloyd Kaufman
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.
— Criss Jami
It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing.
— Nathan Fielder
Great beauties and stunningly handsome men were accorded virtues: people found them funnier, smarter, more insightful than they actually were.
— Brent Weeks
I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
— Chris Tucker
I think comedy is funnier when it's real.
— Kate Flannery
Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.
— Margo Kaufman
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
— Sinclair Lewis
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.
— Stewart Francis
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
— J. R. Martinez
Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.
— Rebecca Murphy
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
— Doug Stanhope