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A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun. — Gerry Geek

According to Sarah, who had gone two years ago, prom was famous for being an overpriced disappointment where most people had no fun. — Cammie McGovern

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. — Anne Wilson Schaef

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. — Bill Watterson

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal. — Eoin Colfer

The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light. — Gunnar Peterson

Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun — Jay Crownover

Maybe nobody went to see the Rolling Stones here in 1964,' said Ros. 'The dead shark was just too much fun. — Nick Hornby

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy. — Bob Uecker

I wonder what it was really like back then. We think it's all fun and flirting, but there was probably a lot of ugly reality."
"Like the dancing. — Mary Jane Hathaway

Calico Kitty

My calico kitty
was painted and primed
she could prowl
the night away ~
without spending a dime... — Muse

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

JFK to RFK: To survive in politics, you sometimes have to be willing to make fun of yourself. — Robert Dallek

Being dead is highly overrated. It's no fun at all.
Mythe: A Fairy Tale — P.J. Gordon

Fun is going to enhance interest, because people don't feel incompetent when they're having fun. — Matthew Richter

It ain't no fun once the rabbit has got the gun. — M.G. Hardie

Old timidity has disappeared, and is replaced by silent, quaint fun, with which his face twinkles all over, as he listens. — Thomas Hughes

I manage through a sense of humor. We all work hard, and work has to be a really interesting, fun place. And that has to start at the top. — Carol Bartz

Good humor pokes fun at the powerful - not the weak. — Mitali Perkins

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time. — Hattie McDaniel

Oh, come now, Manon," Ilyse laughed, "It's my job to liven things up a bit, too. I can't let you and your dimples have all the fun. — Melika Dannese Lux

wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it — Bob Ross

I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think. — Princess Superstar

He glared at Mr. Diddley's yellow-toothed smile, and thought how he'd like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it. — Justin Swapp

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis

Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won. — Laurie Faria Stolarz

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else. — Delta Burke

Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently. — Cate Tiernan

When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked. — Don Roff

Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. — Jenny McCarthy

Don't fucking quote me! — Roni Batti Kajou

The more you know, the more you can make fun of. — Del Close

In brief, sir, study what you most affect. — William Shakespeare

The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow. — Beth Garrod

Sunday is always one of those days when you don't feel bad that it has arrived. — Pulkit Patel

Sitting in cold wet britches for an hour was no fun even in a magic kingdom. — Katherine Paterson

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. — Karen Hughes

A friend comes over with a Ouija board.
It spells out: Bourbon. Where's the band?
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't
have fun. — Kelli Russell Agodon

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself. — Jennifer Garner

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. — James Hetfield

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather. — Robert Quillen

Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how. — Dr. Seuss

Aphorism, n. Predigested wisdom. — Ambrose Bierce

Just remember, we're all in this alone. — Lily Tomlin

It's so much fun to fight the odds, but it's so draining to fight stupidity. — Peter Bolton

If only 'humor' was better received..the World would be more fun! — Abha Maryada Banerjee

The number one premise of business is that it need not be boring or dull. It ought to be fun. If it's not fun, you're wasting your life. — Tom Peters

Day dreaming is actually research for the next book. — Val Richards

We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! — J.K. Rowling

Shit storms are no fun to walk in with your mouth open. — Jean Oram

Though firm, we are never too firm, though we love fun, we never have fun in a silly way that makes us appear ridiculous, unless that is our intent. — George Saunders

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art. — Julieanne O'Connor

Vaclav Havel had this great sense of humor. And you kind of felt that he was making a little bit fun of everything at the same time. — Judy Woodruff

I write to express and I shop to destress — Anamika Mishra

Oh Tigger, where are your manners?"
"I don't know, but I bet they're having more fun than I am. — A.A. Milne

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family. — George Carlin

Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun? — Matthew D. Heines

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought? — Diane M. Haynes

Thinking over this thought, this whole thinking makes no sense. — Janosch

Make fun, not war. — Marty Rubin

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

When blondes have more fun, do they know it? — Lois Greiman

Nor is it of much Importance to us to know the Manner in which Nature executes her laws; 'tis enough to know the Laws themselves. — Benjamin Franklin

Adventures are never fun while you're having them. — C.S. Lewis

In Beautiful, Mr. Shearer writes with humor and has fun with some of the glorious nonsense of Lamarr's movies. — Jeanine Basinger

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife. — K. Martin Beckner

Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere. — Jasper Fforde

Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot. — Nicholas Sparks

Are you making fun of my hero complex?'

Yeah. — Linda Howard

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison

One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills. — Robert Jordan

Punctuation, is? fun! — Daniel Keyes

Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor. — Foster Friess

It's pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun
it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment. — Tom Upton

I think 'Country Girl' is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to it and enjoy the humor and the fun in it. — Luke Bryan

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. — MaryJanice Davidson

Life makes fun of us and we should help it. — David Brandon

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

Well, I am glad you boys didn't try to use my saws, or we would really have a mess," Big Tim teased. — Gretchen Preston

If I can't be remembered as one of the greatest authors, why not be remembered as the sexiest writer... — Hans Lindor

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. — Flip Wilson

Max! Save Total!
-Angel
No, I'm flying down at 90 miles an hour just for fun
-Max — James Patterson

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Life is brighter on the lighter side. — L.M. Fields

Begin the fun, the fun's begun. One for all, and all for one. — Laura Chester

Oh, this is going to be fun; he actually thinks he's teaching me something. — J.A. Redmerski

It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time. — Edna Ferber

I was always the clown in school. I had a personal put down sense of humor. I wasn't vindictive. I didn't make fun of people. — Jim Dale

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed. — Toba Beta

I didn't have all the expectations and the publicity. It probably made me work harder and learn more. It was a blessing in disguise. — Dustin Penner

Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood? — Donald Gorman

Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see the blank stare? — Neil Leckman

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

...the only thing that could justify your continuing existence on the planet would be if you started breathing carbon dioxide and exhaling oxygen. — Yrsa Sigurdardottir

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

What life is to humor, humor is to life. — Krishna Sagar

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey