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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance. — Sarah Vowell

You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife. — Larry McMurtry

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

Confucius say wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. — Confucius

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. — Michael Jordan

Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground. — M.F. Moonzajer

When the best you can get from your wife's father is that he won't help to kill you, it doesn't take a clever man to see you're in shit to your chin. — Joe Abercrombie

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting. — Allen Lacy

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates — Samuel Richardson

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. — Johnny Carson

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. — Robert A. Heinlein

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning. — Jeff Kent

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are. — Mark Hoppus

Don't do it," the voice calmly said from the other side of the door. "I
have a way that you will be able to see your wife and son again. — Phil Wohl

Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife. — Mike Royer

The best of who you are is not from who you have in your life, rather who they helped you become because they loved you. — Shannon L. Alder

Your assignment from God is not to change your husband, but to love, follow, assist, and minister to him. — Elizabeth George

You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife. — Steve Arterburn

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public. — Norman Cook

It's important my daughters learn from the hard work my wife and I put into this company. Who better to look out for your best interests than family? — Do Won Chang

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul. — Dennis Rainey

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. — Jimmy Soul

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Never let your wife prevent you from buying equipment. A car will not buy a synthesizer, but a synthesizer can buy a car. — Hans Zimmer

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth. — Alan J. Heeger

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented. — Henry Rollins

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well. — Gary Sheffield

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. — Victor Hugo

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. — Jim George

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. — Jake LaMotta

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in. — Danielle Schneider

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton