From The Dog Quotes

It is better to eat the dog than be eaten by the dog', Montagu had remarked quietly to the king, after being dismissed from Mortimer's presence. — Ian Mortimer

In some countries a hunting parson is no uncommon sight. Such a one might make a good shepherd's dog, but is far from being the Good Shepherd. — Henry David Thoreau

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson. — Steve Fowler

Love from the abandoned heart of a nonexistent dog. — Charles Yu

FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat. — Rich Hall

Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. — David Berkowitz

To take the nuts from the fire with the dogges foot.
[To take the nuts from the fire with the dog's foot.] — George Herbert

When true love broke my heart in half,
I took the whiskey from the shelf,
And told my neighbors when to laugh.
I keep a dog, and bark myself. — Theodore Roethke

More often than not, what animals require our protection from is not hurricanes or fires, but abuse at the hands of other people. — Julie Klam

She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan. — Athena Villaverde

Deliver my soul from the sword,
my darling from the power of the dog. — Thomas Savage

The dog barking at you from behind his master's fence acts for a motive indistinguishable from that of his master when the fence was built. — Robert Ardrey

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. — Tommy Cooper

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind. — Betty White

After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever! — Ann Taylor

The lesson we have yet to learn from dogs, that could sustain us, is that having no apprehension of the past or future is not limiting but liberating. — Susan Orlean

The dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. — Matthew McConaughey

Deliver my soul from the sword; my love from the power of the dog. Psalms 22:20 — Don Winslow

My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon. — Thomas Hood

If youre a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first? — Ken Jennings

It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family. — Jenna Morasca

That even in its sharpest pangs of pain a dog can still caress its master we have learnt from the studies of vivisectors. — Richard Wagner

From one dog all the dogs bark. — Marty Rubin

We kind of agree with Mao that political power comes largely from the barrel of a gun. And we get it that if you want a friend you should get a dog. — Ron Bloom

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on. — Robert Breault

I come from a family of professional dog-showers, one step above carnies, but I didn't want to join the family business. — Rebel Wilson

had two choices: try to seek help from the family in the little valley, or run as though chased by a devil dog. The — Linda Broday

I get a lot from great '90s artists like Juliana Hatfield, The Pixies, and bands like That Dog and The Breeders. — Margaret Cho

I think the unconditional love you get from an animal, especially a dog, is better than anything else. — Miranda Lambert

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog. — Tim Conway

I took my dog for a walk ... all the way from New York to Florida ... I said to him "There now you're done." — Steven Wright

Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course. — Karina Halle

A dog to vomit does turn,
A fool to folly but return,
The wise err and learn,
Gaining from each burn. — Munindra Misra

During one session, the therapist returned from a trip to the rest room to find that another dog had dug a hole in a potted plant and buried Mancha. — Jennifer Coburn

I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me. — Zach Braff

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers it's rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects. — Chanakya

The love between dog and man is idyllic, dogs were never expelled from paradise. — Milan Kundera

I think of the saddest thing I can and then add a sick dog to that. If I think of a sick dog from the beginning, I just stop there. — Sufjan Stevens

What you run away from owns you. You are the dog on a leash. The most you can do is to tug against the leash. — Adyashanti

This new thinking leads away from the pack, but a dog is no dog if he does not belong. — Andre Alexis

I was a film editor for eight years before I made my first feature, 'Dog Soldiers.' I am from Newcastle upon Tyne, in the northeast of England. — Neil Marshall

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the sound of a lap dog. — George Will

Sometimes destiny switches the cards on you so that while you're busy escaping from the dog, you find yourself facing the wolf — Susana Fortes

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. — Mabel Robinson

Not the least hard thing to bear when they go from us, these quiet friends, is that they carry away with them so many years of our own lives. — John Galsworthy

I bet that dog-walking trollop called the cops on us. - Esme from Sister Mischief — Laura Goode

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield

The dog-faced, small-cocked, hypocrite bastard son of a weasel and a whore bowed and escorted his wife from the house. — James S.A. Corey

The difference between a wise man and a fool is a wise man learns his lessons from other people's mistakes and a fool only learns from his own. — Duane "Dog" Chapman

People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop. — Greg Giraldo

I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life ... — Charles Bukowski

Q: How did the blonde dog get hurt? A: From chasing parked cars. — Various

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. — Andres Segovia

I reckon you've called the turn, Bill. That wolf's a dog, an' it's eaten fish many's the time from the hand of man. (ch. 2.) — Jack London

This coyote is a wily dog born
from ancient trickster bones,
Loki, Hermes, the northwestern Raven of lore — Toby Barlow

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.' — Jaclyn Smith

Slowly, deliberately, the dog turned from the black wolf and walked toward the man. He was a dog, and dogs chose men. — Jim Kjelgaard

And the dog you're taking with you will be no help to you. You can't get away from yourselves. — Leo Tolstoy

The rich rarely give a black dog for a white monkey, my friend. It's the way of the world. — Karen Essex

I try to refrain from the alarmist statement, really I do. It's bad for the liver and worries the dog, who has plenty enough to worry about as it is. — Christopher Buckley

I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage, — Karl Ove Knausgard

The dog show emphasizes bloodline, appearance, and comportment, but money and breeding are never far from anyone's mind. — Karen Joy Fowler

A fresh breeze lifted Winnie's hair, and from somewhere in the village behind them a dog barked. — Natalie Babbitt

Somewhere in the rain, there will always be an abandoned dog that prevents you from being happy. — Aldous Huxley