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Isn't reality based on the prevailing culture, the trend that people want to identify with? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Do you know what they're called? They're the Shadows That Live, Zuze. They're assassins."
"Like me," said Zuzanna cheerfully. — Laini Taylor

Part of being friends with someone is knowing when to speak your mind and when to shut the hell up. — Christine Pope

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There is nothing to me but you. I know it's pathetic but, oh darling, it's true. — F.K. Preston

Why do I spend every moment with you thinking about why I did not go in the opposite direction when I had the chance? — Isabella Carter

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third. — Leslie Knope

We still need to give our best to life even if we do not understand the purpose of our existence on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Everyone is a Butthole. — Ted Aramac

We love out of compassion, passion or a sense of commitment. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Chuck Lorre

All around us is a nothing that stretches on for infinity. We humans can barely comprehend that. If we comprehend it we are rarely pleased. — F.K. Preston

How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. — A.A. Milne

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

He learned...never to show his anger or hatred against a stronger adversary, for fear of being crushed. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?"
"Yes. I was feeling aggressive. — Jennifer Crusie

In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love? — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

Oh, come now, Manon," Ilyse laughed, "It's my job to liven things up a bit, too. I can't let you and your dimples have all the fun. — Melika Dannese Lux

Fiction is the poor persons travel agent. — L.Douglas Muncy

Even quilters have cliques! I can't stop picturing Regina George, fifty years later, instructing her minions that 'On Wednesdays, we wear pink. — Rachel Bertsche

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat. — Sophie Kinsella

The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one! — C.S. Lewis

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. — Bette Midler

You know, maybe we don't need enemies."
"Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take. — Bill Watterson

All that is required of you is an open mind and a little patience. — F.K. Preston

I loved the feeling of finally falling in love to someone who would love me back. — Kristine Cuevas

What's the worst that could happen?"
"Don't say that!" Bess and Corwin yelled at the same time.
"You two are so superstitious. — Georgette St. Clair

He'd better make you happy or I'll break his face. — Evelyn Smith

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. — Scott Dikkers

The scrupulous survivors in life are the best counterweight to unscrupulous survivors. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

It's my new best friend, Claudius Templesmith, and as I expected it, he's inviting us to a feast. — Suzanne Collins

Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly. — Natalya Vorobyova

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies. — Richelle Mead

It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to reap the benefits? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Let's just say, there's not much of a moon out tonight," Nose continued anyway, "but if Yale joined us, there would be. — Ripley Patton

At what point is normal natural? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

She should have never agreed to this friendship. Because friendship wasn't the only thing she wanted.
She wanted to get naked with him. — Toni Aleo

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought? — Diane M. Haynes

It is not something we often find out; but most of the specially-gifted have a deep desire to be ordinary. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds. — Gina Barreca

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

Only a fool would find happiness from an achievement that is detrimental to those he loves. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp."
"Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny. — Ripley Patton

Just don't ask me to deliver any more satyr babies and we'll get along great. — Rick Riordan

Human ties are the greatest distorters of reality because they tend to conceal man's worst selfish instincts. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The narrow-minded find it convenient to create stereotypes, and then try to fit everybody, everything and every situation into those stereotypes. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

She headed for a wide flat rock on the creek's bank, her posture still demanding 'no trespassing' but no longer 'trespassers will be shot. — Kristen Heitzmann

I didn't tell you how beautiful he is so you could fall in love with him. I told you so you could appreciate that I'm in love with him. — Marianne Maughan

Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend. — Alan Bradley

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately. — Mark Twain

I've been very lucky in my life in terms of people who are able to tolerate me. — Patton Oswalt

I'm already a monster!" she shrieked.
"No, you're not!" Tom managed to heave himself to his knees. "You're my friend!" he shouted. — Philip Reeve

Singers, actors or artists who touch on sorrow are trying to give comfort to aggrieved souls by giving some meaning to their sorrows. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Do I need to hire a hit man? — Eve Berlin

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my head. — Erica Lindquist

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. — Sylvia Plath

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic. — Mindy Kaling

A present is not the source of buying someone's love but its a source of showing how much u love and apriciate that particular person — Ralph Ramovha

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Prove to me that you deserved it. — Kristine Cuevas

Girls are so much nicer than men (apart from Tom-but homosexual). — Helen Fielding

My creativity keeps me from starving. Humanity keeps my life mundane. Loving secures my love for life, but my imagination keeps me sane. — F.K. Preston

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families. — Jay McInerney

Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed. — F.K. Preston

Heart and humor and humility, he said will lighten up your heavy load. — Joni Mitchell

Deal with him, Hemingway! — James Joyce

I'm not a size zero, I'll never be a size zero, and the number of fucks I give about that is zero. — Lauren Gallagher

Chicks before dicks, and all that. — Sylvia Day

In a word, in adversity she was the best of comforters, in good fortune the most troublesome of friends ... — William Makepeace Thackeray

You'll be bereft without me. — J. Lynn

Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There goes the world's wimpiest vampire. — Heather Swain

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

It's my job as best friend to make sure he's not a serial killer. Or an English major, not sure which one's worse. — Shelly Crane

That weekend my people brought home
a big eared gray scrawny kit.
He was so loud and annoying
that I did not like him one bit. — Melinda K. Trotter

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting. — Nenia Campbell

Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I'm not that bad," he said. "I'm rich, popular. I have a sense of humor. I'm good looking, and not to mention I have a really big - — J.M. Darhower

In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

We must stop eating!' cried Toad as he ate another. — Arnold Lobel

We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Friends are the support bras of life. — Lisa Kleypas

The bonds of friendship dwindle with age, Oliver. But a little blackmail lasts forever. — Stephen Hunt

If you don't beleve in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck — Ridley Pearson

How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going on
a retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Everything's temporary...until it's not. — Renata Suerth

The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense of humor. — Barack Obama