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I do not think I have any uncharitable prejudice against the rattlesnake, still, I should not like to be one. — Herman Melville

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

With every breath, I'm deeper in you. — Madonna Ciccone

Two friends... let's put them place... they have never been in jail, give them a knife some reasonable conflicts some doubts and watch the effect. — Deyth Banger

There are times, however, when whatever your metabolism you have to take a deep breath. — Douglas Adams

And I thought
when you're a half-hour late, and your friends think you're in jail, it's probably a sign you steal too much. — CrimethInc.

When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings. — Jonathan Swift

Writing software that's safe even in the presence of bugs makes the challenge even more interesting. — Wietse Venema

My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer.
Now, if only I could say that with a straight face. — Lish McBride

Good friends bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, That was awesome!! — Anonymous

Start with putting three of your friends to jail. You definitely know what for, and people will believe you — Lee Kuan Yew

Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. — Arthur Cleveland Coxe

I had an opportunity to play baseball in college, but I just didn't want to go to school. I started focusing on my music and it was game over! — Jason Aldean

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence. — Charles Bukowski

It is virtually impossible to compete in today's global economy without a college degree. — Bobby Scott

You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season. — Tommy Hilfiger

Everyone loves beauty, even the ugliest creature. — M.F. Moonzajer

Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind. Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine. — Elvis Presley