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French Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: Last night I ordered a whole meal in

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

French Humor Quotes By Mireille Guiliano: I would advocate that chocolate be covered by

I would advocate that chocolate be covered by health insurance, but that is admittedly a very French public policy perspective. — Mireille Guiliano

French Humor Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: You'll be reading the breakfast menu without me

You'll be reading the breakfast menu without me before you know it.
Hmm, maybe I don't want to learn French — Stephanie Perkins

French Humor Quotes By Joan Bassington-French: There is nothing so capital as a cup

There is nothing so capital as a cup of tea for settling the Disheveled Nerves of Fair Ladies. — Joan Bassington-French

French Humor Quotes By Cary McNeal: The Kerguelen Islands in the southern Indian Ocean

The Kerguelen Islands in the southern Indian Ocean are a six-day boat ride from Madagascar, and their only inhabitants are French scientists. — Cary McNeal

French Humor Quotes By Pella Grace: I think you better hurry along with that

I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know - before my fetus eats your face."
"It would be equally as delicious. — Pella Grace

French Humor Quotes By Tana French: I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't

I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't say she was Professor fucking Moriarty. — Tana French

French Humor Quotes By Doug Larson: Never doubt the courage of the French. They

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. — Doug Larson

French Humor Quotes By Sheron Long: The French have the right respect for dogsin

The French have the right respect for dogs
in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere. — Sheron Long

French Humor Quotes By Tana French: Always fuck with people's expectations, sunshine. It's good

Always fuck with people's expectations, sunshine. It's good for their circulation. — Tana French

French Humor Quotes By Sarah Cross: That was like watching my dad French-kiss a

That was like watching my dad French-kiss a raccoon-I feel violated on so many levels. — Sarah Cross

French Humor Quotes By Dawn French: But tarry a while, haste is the arch-enemy

But tarry a while, haste is the arch-enemy of delight. — Dawn French

French Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces.

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. — Henny Youngman

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. — Russell Brand

French Humor Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.

French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused. — Stephanie Perkins

French Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: There is only one cure for grey hair.

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. — P.G. Wodehouse

French Humor Quotes By Robin Benway: If our school ever performed a play about

If our school ever performed a play about the French Revolution, she could play the guillotine. — Robin Benway

French Humor Quotes By Karl French: They are treading water in a sea of

They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. — Karl French

French Humor Quotes By Charles Dickens: On this matter I'm inclined to agree with

On this matter I'm inclined to agree with the French, who gaze upon any personal dietary prohibition as bad manners. — Charles Dickens

French Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright

French Humor Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: What do you do with all your money?""Me

What do you do with all your money?"
"Me and the French hoard gold. — Dashiell Hammett

French Humor Quotes By Lynn Viehl: Thierry had no idea why they were called

Thierry had no idea why they were called French doors. His native countrymen weren't stupid enough to put them in their homes. — Lynn Viehl

French Humor Quotes By Alan Perlis: Learning French is trivial: the word for horse

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis

French Humor Quotes By Dennis Miller: The French are always reticent to surrender to

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller

French Humor Quotes By P.D.Q. Bach: I don't know what it is about the

I don't know what it is about the french language, it seems to be scared of coming out of the mouth so it comes out the nose instead. — P.D.Q. Bach

French Humor Quotes By Josh Stern: If bliss are a type of potato, then

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

French Humor Quotes By Steve Martin: Boy, those French! They have a different word

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. — Steve Martin

French Humor Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Far be it from a French man to

Far be it from a French man to interfere with love. — E.A. Bucchianeri

French Humor Quotes By Bauvard: The French: a people who have used their

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

French Humor Quotes By Lauren Leto: Not interested in love or money. Interested in

Not interested in love or money. Interested in french fries. — Lauren Leto

French Humor Quotes By Tana French: Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair. — Tana French

French Humor Quotes By Tana French: I filed him in my mental database under

I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference. — Tana French

French Humor Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Speak in French when you can't think of

Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing
turn your toes out when you walk
And remember who you are! — Lewis Carroll

French Humor Quotes By Sara Shepard: How could they think Noel was hot? If

How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot — Sara Shepard

French Humor Quotes By Steven Moffat: Have you met the French? My ... GOD

Have you met the French? My ... GOD they know how to party! — Steven Moffat