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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

I would advocate that chocolate be covered by health insurance, but that is admittedly a very French public policy perspective. — Mireille Guiliano

You'll be reading the breakfast menu without me before you know it.
Hmm, maybe I don't want to learn French — Stephanie Perkins

There is nothing so capital as a cup of tea for settling the Disheveled Nerves of Fair Ladies. — Joan Bassington-French

The Kerguelen Islands in the southern Indian Ocean are a six-day boat ride from Madagascar, and their only inhabitants are French scientists. — Cary McNeal

I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know - before my fetus eats your face."
"It would be equally as delicious. — Pella Grace

I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't say she was Professor fucking Moriarty. — Tana French

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. — Doug Larson

The French have the right respect for dogs
in France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere. — Sheron Long

Always fuck with people's expectations, sunshine. It's good for their circulation. — Tana French

That was like watching my dad French-kiss a raccoon-I feel violated on so many levels. — Sarah Cross

But tarry a while, haste is the arch-enemy of delight. — Dawn French

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries. — Henny Youngman

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. — Russell Brand

French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused. — Stephanie Perkins

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. — P.G. Wodehouse

If our school ever performed a play about the French Revolution, she could play the guillotine. — Robin Benway

They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. — Karl French

On this matter I'm inclined to agree with the French, who gaze upon any personal dietary prohibition as bad manners. — Charles Dickens

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright

What do you do with all your money?"
"Me and the French hoard gold. — Dashiell Hammett

Thierry had no idea why they were called French doors. His native countrymen weren't stupid enough to put them in their homes. — Lynn Viehl

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. — Alan Perlis

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies. — Dennis Miller

I don't know what it is about the french language, it seems to be scared of coming out of the mouth so it comes out the nose instead. — P.D.Q. Bach

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. — Steve Martin

Far be it from a French man to interfere with love. — E.A. Bucchianeri

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

Not interested in love or money. Interested in french fries. — Lauren Leto

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair. — Tana French

I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference. — Tana French

Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing
turn your toes out when you walk
And remember who you are! — Lewis Carroll

How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot — Sara Shepard

Have you met the French? My ... GOD they know how to party! — Steven Moffat