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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
— Groucho Marx
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You're doing this for Kimmie for free.""I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
Free love is vibrator slogan.
— Jay Caspian Kang
Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party.
— Roy Blount Jr.
Fear makes men believe the worst.
— Quintus Curtius Rufus
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
— Natasha Leggero
Words are funny things - They are free until you use them.
— Darlenne Susan Girard
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free-and we're not. Guess who's winning the war on terror?
— Cory Doctorow
In the thirteenth century the Mongol armies perfected the art of the blitzkrieg with nothing more than shaggy ponies at their disposal.
— Isaac Asimov
Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results.
— A.E. Samaan
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
It looks like Brain and Hormones are in for a fight. Just as long as Heart stays out of the ring.
— L.J. Shen
What one man can do, another man can do.
— Robert A. Glover
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.
— Peter Ustinov
"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
— G.K. Chesterton
The look he shot his sister could've given her a free chemical peel.
— Tracey Alvarez
When you were kids, you can tell when an adult is bad or good; and I think people can feel that I'm genuine. It's the best thing in the world.
— Jason David Frank
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
(Back is the most-used button in Web browsers.)
— Steve Krug
It was such a turning point to find that I had a talent and I had something to contribute, somewhere.
— Gwen Stefani
Happiness comes to those who are moving toward something they want very much to happen. And it almost always involves making someone else happy.
— Earl Nightingale
Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.
— Shannon L. Alder
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
— Dave Chappelle
I'm incredibly fortunate to have met the intelligent, generous, risk-taking, stimulating man to whom I am married. He's really amazing.
— Cate Blanchett
That life was richer,' a voice deep in his mind whispered. 'This one is truer,' whispered another, even deeper.
— Stephen King
