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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong. — Groucho Marx

Funny how men call it being free and women call it being alone, isn't it? — Gemma Burgess

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. — Kristen Schaal

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country. — Sol Luckman

You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. — Jamie Farrell

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. — Steve McConnell

Free love is vibrator slogan. — Jay Caspian Kang

Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party. — Roy Blount Jr.

Every single cell in your body is affected by every single thought that you have. — Jack Canfield

Fear makes men believe the worst. — Quintus Curtius Rufus

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

Words are funny things - They are free until you use them. — Darlenne Susan Girard

Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski

Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free-and we're not. Guess who's winning the war on terror? — Cory Doctorow

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

In the thirteenth century the Mongol armies perfected the art of the blitzkrieg with nothing more than shaggy ponies at their disposal. — Isaac Asimov

Funny, I don't particularly care for either "laws" or "order". Liberty is messy. Freedom yields imperfect results. — A.E. Samaan

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

It looks like Brain and Hormones are in for a fight. Just as long as Heart stays out of the ring. — L.J. Shen

What one man can do, another man can do. — Robert A. Glover

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov

"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture. — G.K. Chesterton

The look he shot his sister could've given her a free chemical peel. — Tracey Alvarez

When you were kids, you can tell when an adult is bad or good; and I think people can feel that I'm genuine. It's the best thing in the world. — Jason David Frank

I put on the first Matrix movie, because it's something light. — Jo Raven

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food". — Carla H. Krueger

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

I'm really influenced by Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly. — Cris Judd

(Back is the most-used button in Web browsers.) — Steve Krug

It was such a turning point to find that I had a talent and I had something to contribute, somewhere. — Gwen Stefani

Happiness comes to those who are moving toward something they want very much to happen. And it almost always involves making someone else happy. — Earl Nightingale

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. — Jay London

It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational. — Paul Krugman

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? — Dave Chappelle

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

I'm incredibly fortunate to have met the intelligent, generous, risk-taking, stimulating man to whom I am married. He's really amazing. — Cate Blanchett

That life was richer,' a voice deep in his mind whispered. 'This one is truer,' whispered another, even deeper. — Stephen King

Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American. — Joan Didion

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda — Steven Wright