Fred Allen Quotes
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Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings
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An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
— Fred Allen
Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.
— Fred Allen
I'm a huge fan of Alice Hoffman, Fred Chappell and Susan Elizabeth Phillips.
— Sarah Addison Allen
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
— Fred Allen
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
— Fred Allen
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
— Fred Allen
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
— Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
— Fred Allen
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
— Fred Allen
A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done
— Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
— Fred Allen
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
— Fred Allen
She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.
— Fred Allen
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
— Fred Allen
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
— Fred Allen
Televisio is a vehicle that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
— Fred Allen
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
— Fred Allen
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
— Fred Allen
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
— Fred Allen
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
— Fred Allen
On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.
— Fred Allen
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
— Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
— Fred Allen
