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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
— Al Franken
I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
— Al Franken
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
— Al Franken
The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
— Al Franken
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye.
— Jess Franken
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
— Al Franken
Whining is anger through a small opening.
— Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written Today I will masterbate
if I want to! — Al Franken
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
— Al Franken
I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
— Al Franken
I'm for Israel's right to exist.
— Al Franken
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
— Al Franken
Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
— Al Franken
![Franken Quotes By Andrew Sullivan: [Bush Hating] undermines the good faith necessary for](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/franken-quotes-by-andrew-sullivan-1721056.jpg "Franken Quotes By Andrew Sullivan: [Bush Hating] undermines the good faith necessary for")
[Bush Hating] undermines the good faith necessary for democratic discussion. Which is a large part of what people like Al Franken are all about.
— Andrew Sullivan
I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.
— Al Franken
The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.
— Al Franken
I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
— Al Franken
We need to prepare our kids for a 21st Century economy, and we're not doing it with our schools.
— Al Franken
My dad was a terrible businessman.
— Al Franken
I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.
— Al Franken
I'm from the Vietnam generation. I didn't serve.
— Al Franken
My daughter became a teacher right out of college.
— Al Franken
Net neutrality isn't a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
— Al Franken
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
I didn't realize he meant our nation. — Al Franken
Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
— Al Franken
Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
— Al Franken
Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
— Al Franken
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
— Al Franken
I've had a lot of operations. I'm kind of like Franken-actor.
— Sylvester Stallone
Google might be doping the horses.
— Al Franken
![Franken Quotes By Al Franken: He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/franken-quotes-by-al-franken-351869.jpg "Franken Quotes By Al Franken: He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician")
I just can't sit still and meditate; that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.
— Al Franken
I've spent my entire career being a satirist.
— Al Franken
As Al Franken has demonstrated, liberals give lousy talk radio.
— L. Neil Smith
It's really building Air America that I'm focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
— Al Franken
