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What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
— Frank Carson
-Am I allowed to call you Grayson, or have you assumed a new identity as well?-He's Frank. — Jen Turano
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"
— Frank Carson
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
— Al Franken
Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.
— Frank Crawford
Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often the straightest of trees have crooked roots.
— Ella Frank
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
— Frank Carson
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."
— Frank Carson
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
— Frank Carson
Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.
— Frank Bruno
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.
— Frank Carson
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
— Angie Dickinson
I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.
— Bill Maher
Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
— Jerry Coleman
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
— Frank Zappa
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
How very wet this water is.
— L. Frank Baum
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
— Frank Lloyd Wright
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
— Frank Carson
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
— Frank Carson
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
— Frank Carson
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression?
— Anne Frank
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
— Frank Carson
I start laughing. You have to laugh. Life is just funny sometimes. As long as you remember.
— E.R. Frank
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.
— Frank Skinner
He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy."Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum
Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
— Frank Bough
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
— Frank Carson
You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.
— Lauren Barnholdt
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
— Frank Zappa