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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more? — John Lennon

I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else. — Paul Weller

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora

My wife said to me 'I hope you win ... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone. — Ray Romano

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights. — Jack Black

She would but be repaid by my taking her to wife, and that I could not grant her, for love cometh of the heart and mot by constraint. — Rupert S. Holland

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life. — Homer

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife. — Jilly Cooper

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee. — Brian K. Vaughan

I lie back on my pillow and think back to that day. The day that I fell for my wife. — Colleen Hoover

Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general. — Biz Stone

I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry.
[Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.] — Plautus

If you was my wife, she say, I'd cover you up with kisses stead of licks, and work hard for you too. — Alice Walker

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. — Stephan Pastis

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

CUSTOMER: I don't know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.
BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook? — Jen Campbell

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

I take her as God made her, and as men Must fail to unmake her, for my honoured wife. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. — Rodney Dangerfield

Because my wife worked for him, and I run security checks on anyone my wife works with - Christian Grey — E.L. James

I want to play football for as long as my body will let me, and for as long as I can do a good job at it. And I want a wife. A son. Maybe another kid. — Jaci Burton

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs. — Yul Vazquez

I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer. — Ken Venturi

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me. — John Hodgman

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko

My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.' — Joe Scarborough

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor. — Brian Kiley

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"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. — R.L. Mathewson

Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her. — Manny Pacquiao

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

I've built two wooden houses near Vals. I built them for my wife. Those were private projects. — Peter Zumthor

My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi. — Roger Federer

I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. — Martin Gore

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife. — Carl Icahn

My wife had only been dead for a few months, and already random ass women were trying to fill her shoes. — Jessica N. Watkins

I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, 'That's a pretty little thing,' after I had finished a picture. — Edgar Degas

I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always there to help. — Joe Lando

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen

My affection for Taiwan ... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. — Jackie Chan

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting. — Jojo Moyes

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

I save the curly one for my wife — Sitta Karina

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow. — Mick Ralphs

I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd. — Niall Horan

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for. — Tom Bosley

My wife Lucy was very sick for nearly three years prior to her death. At one time, I was in the hospital with her for six months. — Heber J. Grant

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic. — Steve Carell

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me. — Gary Busey

Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question? — John Prescott

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

Love hugging and kissing my wife after we've been apart for a while. — Gary Chapman

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' — Bob Monkhouse

I need your help," Kingsley said. "You're fucking my wife, and you come to ask for a favor. I almost admire that. — Tiffany Reisz

I think my wife understood from the day I met her how important she was to me and how important it was for me becoming a husband and a father. — Frank Abagnale

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are. — Mark Hoppus

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog — Will Ferrell

My wife's been telling me that I'm a perfect horse's ass for years now. — Stephen King

There's a lot of pressure, and it's a long battle, to coach at the elite level. My wife and I didn't take a vacation for 10 years. — Liang Chow

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx

You can believe I took you to be my wife. To honor, respect and protect, for all the days of our life. — Mira Lyn Kelly

Lynn, my wife, would very much appreciate if I had a talent for anything besides music. — Sam Bush

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it. — Ram Kapoor

Flounder, flounder, in the sea, Come, I pray thee, here to me; For my wife, good Ilsabil, Wills not as I'd have her will. — HarperPerennial Classics

For me and my wife, it was love at first sight. — Jeff Bridges

How foolish it is for me to be completely honest with my wife about my shortcomings, but try to fool God! — Francis Chan

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. — Mandy Patinkin

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. — Warren Beatty

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. — Woody Allen

I am writing Parsifal only for my wife - if I had to depend on the German spirit, I should have nothing more to say. — Richard Wagner

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing. — Alton Brown

If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart. — Antoine Leiris

Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?

~ Susan — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I give God all the glory. And try to move on. Come home and hug my wife and my children. And thank God for every day that I have with my family. — Jayson Williams

I always tell my wife, 'If you're ever looking for something to put on my gravestone, put down, 'He was an honest man, and he never held a grudge.' — Doug Harvey

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife. — Buck Henry

You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife. — Noelle Adams

I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get. — John McCain

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle

For a brief moment, my mind drifted away from the fact that my wife had just killed the Don of one of the biggest Mafia families. I — Mz. Lady P

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. — James Herriot

For my wife Deborah, for allowing me to bask in her light and become more. — Richard Wagamese

I did it," Gabriel said, conversationally. "I met the woman, the only woman for me. I met her, and now . . . I'm going to meet my wife. — Eloisa James

I was lucky in getting my first book published; my first book was 'Bunnicula,' which I wrote with my late wife Debbie, for the fun of it. — James Howe

However it happened, you are my wife and I am grateful. I look at you and I know you were worth waiting for.
- Sebastian Stanhope — Diana Quincy

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home. — Shah Rukh Khan

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time. — Mario Batali

I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. — Frank Carson

My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead. — Brian Clough

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. — Michael Gurnow

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. — Oliver Goldsmith

Never," he said, more softly. "For you are mine. My wife, my heart, my soul. — Diana Gabaldon

My wife and I look for ways to always support the troops, including sending care packages regularly to them. — Scott McClellan

Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. — Harry Connick Jr.

This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife. — Jack Johnson