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For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Randal Kleiser: I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By S. Walden: Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his

Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Krista Ritchie: Obviously he wants Nola to think he's an

Obviously he wants Nola to think he's an upstanding boyfriend, but the only girlfriend Loren Hale will ever treat well is his bottle of bourbon. — Krista Ritchie

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Chris Martin: He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back. — Chris Martin

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Carla Cassidy: She was in his heart, in his very

She was in his heart, in his very soul, and the love he felt for her was so much more than that of an adolescent boy for his first girlfriend. — Carla Cassidy

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Amy Sedaris: Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Conan O'Brien: It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Noorilhuda: He wrote to his father every day. His

He wrote to his father every day. His platoon called his dad a girlfriend. — Noorilhuda

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Steve Maraboli: When in a relationship, a real man doesn't

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman. — Steve Maraboli

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Nicole Williams: I didn't know his name, didn't know if

I didn't know his name, didn't know if he had a girlfriend, didn't know if he wanted one, but I knew I was in trouble. — Nicole Williams

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Adam Silvera: I wonder if Batman would save Robin over

I wonder if Batman would save Robin over his girlfriend of the week. (The Dark Knight gets around, man.) — Adam Silvera

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Meg Cabot: Get to see how he treats his mother/sister/housekeeper

Get to see how he treats his mother/sister/housekeeper (critical clues as to how he will treat any prospective girlfriend). — Meg Cabot

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Kami Garcia: Don't be stupid. You sound like his girlfriend.

Don't be stupid. You sound like his girlfriend. (Wesley Jefferson Lincoln) — Kami Garcia

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Tarryn Fisher: Fuck love, fuck Florida, Fuck Kit Isley and

Fuck love, fuck Florida, Fuck Kit Isley and his prettier-than-me girlfriend. — Tarryn Fisher

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: Archer isn't hot anymore ... He tried to

Archer isn't hot anymore ... He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan. — Rachel Hawkins

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Yoko Ono: If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's

If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking. — Yoko Ono

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Billy Connolly: A mate of mine has just told me

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Lee Ryan: I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend -

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! — Lee Ryan

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Courtney Allison Moulton: A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By L.D. Davis: Esmeralda, don't blame your brother for his girlfriend's

Esmeralda, don't blame your brother for his girlfriend's lack of wits, Sam admonished. — L.D. Davis

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his

I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works. — Cassandra Clare

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Jamie McGuire: My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his

My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity. — Jamie McGuire

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Herbert Marcuse: Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. — Herbert Marcuse

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Phyllis Schlafly: Any judge who allows an adulterer with a

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached. — Phyllis Schlafly

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Pamela Druckerman: When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or

When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. — Pamela Druckerman

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Robert Harling: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By David Estes: My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Abbi Glines: Why couldn't I have just made it home

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. — Abbi Glines

For His Ex Girlfriend Quotes By Ron Childress: Alex has met them at the restaurant with

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress