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It is very depressing to see that in the 21st century people are still using the same 1950s and '60s style of propaganda. — Bassem Youssef

Her most recent birthday. She'd just turned thirteen. But not last December - December 17, 1941, the last day she had lived in New Orleans. — Rick Riordan

Comfort is the god of our generation, so suffering is seen as a problem to be solved, and not a providence from God. — Matt Chandler

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday — Deepika Padukone

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying? (Seeing all her children assembled at her bedside in her last illness.) — Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor

They could not listen.
They could not stop.
What they did was the death dance.
What they did would do them in. — Anne Sexton

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" — Nancy Astor

If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry. — Kami Garcia

Light renders healthy. — Victor Hugo

Since you can't change the past, you may as well make the best of the present. — Wanda E. Brunstetter

The ARPAnet was the first transcontinental, high-speed computer network. — Eric S. Raymond

Go fuck a fifteen-year old."
"Her birthday was in March. She's sixteen now."
"I'm hanging up on you. — Tiffany Reisz

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

If I knew birthday presents made her this excited, I would have bought her one the day I met her. And every day since then. — Colleen Hoover

Pardon all but thy selfe.
[Pardon all but thyself.] — George Herbert

Economic inequality is less troubling if you live in a country where any child, no matter how humble his or her origins, can grow up to be president. — Timothy Noah

Fabulous Aunt Fancy had died on her sixtieth birthday while parachuting from an airplane. — Nancy Thayer

As at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic — Charles Dickens

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. — Diane Arbus

Nobody will be allowed to use Pakistan soil for any form of aggression toward any friend or foe. — Asif Ali Zardari

That realization: Her love was a lie, just like everything else was.
The day I'd be old enough to handle it: my seventeenth birthday — A.S. King

So then you ask her when her birthday is, and she says, Hmm, I don't really remember being born — Ruth Ozeki

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. — Robert Webb

her ribs hugged her heart and the air went back to tasting like birthday cake. He — C.C. Hunter

Publishers are businesses and I don't blame them for that. If they didn't make money by publishing books, there wouldn't be any books. — Johnny Rich

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck

Presently it occurred to him that he wished he was sick; then he could stay home from school. — Mark Twain

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? — Derek Landy

A broke man's lover doesn't feel 'loved' on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine's Day. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed. — E. Jean Carroll

I'm a small-town girl, and it'll never be beaten out of me. — Erica Durance

The first gathering of salads, radishes and herbs made me feel like a mother about her baby - how could anything so beautiful be mine? — Alice B. Toklas

When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party ... you better be a damned fairy. — Tony Hawk

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

Don't worry about her. It was only her birthday, after all. This was only her party. — Marissa Meyer

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day. — Mallory Ortberg

Here's to honor. Get on her. Stay on her. If you fall off. Get back on her. If you can't cum in her. Cum on her! Happy Birthday Man! — Kimberly Lauren

She knew what he had in mind.
He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday.
There was no doubt as to what her answer would be. — Jana Oliver

In 1850, one in four American babies died before his or her first birthday. — Martin J. Blaser