Food And Humor Quotes
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Food And Humor Quotes & Sayings
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A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and ... actually, no it's just those two things.
— Colleen Houck
'There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.
— T.J. Klune
Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.
— P. J. O'Rourke
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
— Frank Tayell
I'm gonna take a patato chip! AND eat it!
— Tsugumi Ohba
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.
— Kelli Jae Baeli
Stop fretting and eat your Madeira Cake..
— Diane Samuels
The French have the right respect for dogsin France we chiens get to go to lunch and dinner anytime, anywhere. — Sheron Long
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
Stocks may come and stocks may go, but food goes on forever.
— Beatrice Fairfax
When he heard there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept ... "Why did I ever wake up!" he cried.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius."pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss — Heather Brewer
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
— Mitch Hedberg
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My heart is a Latin American food stall and your love is a health inspector from Zurich.
— Tom Robbins
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.
— James A. Michener
One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.
— Travis J. Dahnke
The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
— Neil Gaiman
Just eat some chex mix and have a glass of milk and you'll be fine.
— Caleb Eversole
Why do Jesus and Mary only appear on Mexican food? Huh? Answer me that? Nobody ever sees the face of God in a California roll.
— Ken O'Neill
Heifer.""Rich man's whore!"
"At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too."
"Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean! — Shelly Laurenston
Food," I suggested. "Sleep. That's what I need. To get the hell away from here."Cole frowned at me, as if I'd suggested "ducks" and "yoga". — Maggie Stiefvater
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
— Alex Levine
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them. — Nora Ephron
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
— Melissa Landers
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.
— Charles Bukowski
She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary for him.'Pop-Tart?' she offered. — Stephenie Meyer
There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.
— Ann Coulter
This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food.
— Katrina Ramos Atienza
Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!
— Lisa Lutz
Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did.
— Justin Swapp
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
— Joss Whedon
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
— Scott Adams
College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it's all about texting and fast food.
— Aaron B. Powell
Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out.
— Paula H. Deen
Is food a substitute for love? No, love is a substitute for food. And a pretty poor substitute at that.
— Rohan Candappa
Get out of bed and feed me already, person!
— Rachel Cohn
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
— Charles M. Schulz