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Then she was terribly angry, and took him up and threw him with all her might against the wall. "Now, thou wilt be quiet, odious frog," said she. — Jacob Grimm

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff — Harold Nicolson

I think a lot of times dreams are nothing more than a kind of mental or spiritual flatulence. They're a way of relieving pressure. — Stephen King

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm arrogant. I'm just confident. — Draymond Green

Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God. — Voltaire

Flatulence peaks twice a day ... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner. — Mary Roach

Love with no feelings is a waste. — Jon Jones

I would rather have an elephant with a flatulence problem sit on my face. — Samantha Young

Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet. — Christopher Moore

Miguel tries to look jokey-penitent, but misses and looks like a man in white jeans who underestimates a spot of flatulence. — David Mitchell

Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters! — Pawan Mishra

Modernism has been consumed and remains partially digested in the belly of capital, awaiting occasional bouts of flatulence. — Nick Dunn

We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows? — Dana Rohrabacher

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

We have wept enough. No more weeping, but stand on feet and be men. — Swami Vivekananda

I grew up with a lot of brothers and male cousins, so I had to worm my way in to get heard. But that's sort of what excites me. — Liz Phair

It wasn't a bang or a boom. It was the dampest, most corpulent eruption in the history of terminal flatulence. — Terry Pratchett

In accordance with the Constitution of the Russian Federation, the issues of foreign policy and defense are fully in the hands of the president. — Vladimir Putin

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! — Jessica Simpson

My nights are flatulent and unquiet. — Samuel Johnson

We don't realize that we face a frustrating situation in which we win every battle, but we lose the war. — Ami Ayalon

Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous. — Martin Clunes

Creativity is a celebration of one's grandeur, one's sense of making anything possible. — Joseph C Zinker

I'm not questioning your bravery. I'm questioning your intelligence. — Joe Hill

You don't obtain excellence by doing the bare minimum. — Bohdi Sanders

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

the question hung there like an invisible wall of flatulence — Neal Stephenson

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist I know: get a dog. (To blame.) — Mary Roach

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax. — Mark Steyn

He considered earthquakes and decided they were the result of air trapped inside the earth that had sought a way out, a form of geological flatulence. — Alain De Botton

It makes me feel special. I find that I love it. I find that I love everything you do to me. — R.K. Lilley

The highest human purpose is always to reinvent and celebrate the sacred. — N. Scott Momaday