Flatulence Quotes
Collection of top 32 famous quotes about Flatulence
Flatulence Quotes & Sayings
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Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff
— Harold Nicolson
I think a lot of times dreams are nothing more than a kind of mental or spiritual flatulence. They're a way of relieving pressure.
— Stephen King
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm arrogant. I'm just confident.
— Draymond Green
Love with no feelings is a waste.
— Jon Jones
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
— Christopher Moore
Miguel tries to look jokey-penitent, but misses and looks like a man in white jeans who underestimates a spot of flatulence.
— David Mitchell
We don't know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?
— Dana Rohrabacher
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
We have wept enough. No more weeping, but stand on feet and be men.
— Swami Vivekananda
It wasn't a bang or a boom. It was the dampest, most corpulent eruption in the history of terminal flatulence.
— Terry Pratchett
In accordance with the Constitution of the Russian Federation, the issues of foreign policy and defense are fully in the hands of the president.
— Vladimir Putin
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
— Jessica Simpson
My nights are flatulent and unquiet.
— Samuel Johnson
We don't realize that we face a frustrating situation in which we win every battle, but we lose the war.
— Ami Ayalon
Creativity is a celebration of one's grandeur, one's sense of making anything possible.
— Joseph C Zinker
You don't obtain excellence by doing the bare minimum.
— Bohdi Sanders
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
the question hung there like an invisible wall of flatulence
— Neal Stephenson
He considered earthquakes and decided they were the result of air trapped inside the earth that had sought a way out, a form of geological flatulence.
— Alain De Botton
It makes me feel special. I find that I love it. I find that I love everything you do to me.
— R.K. Lilley
The highest human purpose is always to reinvent and celebrate the sacred.
— N. Scott Momaday