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They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
His regret was cold and offered no comfort. Filled up with words that he wished he had spoken and the faces he wished he had spoken them to.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
The trial was over in nine days, the verdict a foregone conclusion.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
If I am feeling musical and I pick up the guitar, usually something will eventually come out and I'll see where it goes.
— William Fitzsimmons
You're not going to make me have a bad day. If there's oxygen on earth and I'm breathing, it's going to be a good day..
— Cotton Fitzsimmons
We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?
— Greg Fitzsimmons
I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
There was an old joke - it's not the fall that kills you but the abrupt stop.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
The NFL acknowledges that repetitive trauma to the head in football ... can cause a permanent, disabiling injury to the brain.
— Bob Fitzsimmons
I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
If it is a good song, it is a good song. The Beatles were pop, the beach boys were pop and it's the best music of all time.
— William Fitzsimmons
I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Don't be like me. Look at me: monogamous, in shape, no debt, sober ... I'm dead inside.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
there are kings and there are kingmakers. Regardless of what populist history might argue, you rarely have one without the other.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
The world is fantastic...it's the ultimate absurd circus and I am shot from a cannon into the energy!
— Michael Fitzsimmons
I am definitely not listening to anything remotely close to my music, at least not on a nice day.
— William Fitzsimmons
If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
In the immortal words of Duke Vaughn, "If you don't have anything nice to say, take a big bite and chew slow.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
I'm not Metallica, you can tell that I'm really not that angry in most of my songs.
— William Fitzsimmons
I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Therapy really did prepare me to become an empathic songwriter. As far as advice goes, it's a matter of self understanding first.
— William Fitzsimmons
The most interesting hipsters are ones who stop being hipsters.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Time was the great leveler, and neither money nor power held sway over its relentless march.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
Google's no substitute for knowing things. Write that down.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
What kind of selfish prick hangs himself where he'll be found by his fifteen-year-old son? No note, nothing. It was unforgivable.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
If you're a positive person, you're an automatic motivator. You can get people to do things you don't think they're capable of.
— Cotton Fitzsimmons
You couldn't allow your past to define you.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
A memory swam up from the depths, its hideous, reptilian spine almost breaking the surface before it swam powerfully away from him.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.
— Greg Fitzsimmons
Politics is an ugly picture with a pretty frame.
— Matthew FitzSimmons
