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Fish Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word. — Christopher Moore

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. — George Bernard Shaw

I wonder if a fish's
One and only wish is
That other fish will never say,
This fish is sure delicious! — Brian Rock

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners ... — Kristen Schaal

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture. — Mitch Hedberg

No worries, I won't force you to marry me. I'll get over you. There are plenty of fish in the sea and all that jazz. - Elora — Quinn Loftis

I don't like your eyes. They belong on a dead fish. — Robert Ludlum

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?! — Christopher Paul Curtis

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone. — Bill Cosby

As an Odd-Fish, it is not my job to be right,' said Sir Oort. 'It is my job to be wrong in new and exciting ways. — James Kennedy

When friends become overfriendly - smell fish! — Adhish Mazumder

Fish," the old man said. "Fish, you are going to have to die anyway. Do you have to kill me too? — Ernest Hemingway,

A woman needs a strong man to take care of her like a fish needs a bicycle. — John Green

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

(Hadrian Blackwater while poisoned) Gill the fish ... rest is best ... time is now ... it feels so good to ... — Michael J. Sullivan

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption. — Angela Elwell Hunt

You know what they say: A woman needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle. — Candace Bushnell

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May. — Will Cuppy

Where is the tuna? Where? Where? — Helen Fielding

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way. — Rick Riordan

Child, there's a sayin' every fishmonger has. When you buy land, you buy stones. When you buy fish, you buy bones. — Karen Cecil Smith

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully. — George W. Bush

I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and religious holidays. — Judy Blume

The corridor couldn't have smelled more strongly of fish guts if we had actually been inside a fish. — Arthur Golden

You're not a fish, so it isn't the Abyss. — Jonathan L. Howard

So much, then, for the fish. — Herodotus

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

Just behind his jaw bones a tiny movement was perceptible, like the movement of gills in a fish. — John Collier

Fish and visitors stink after three days. — Ursula K. Le Guin

The fish in the creek said nothing. Fish never do. Few people know what fish think about injustice, or anything else. — Ursula K. Le Guin

It's the fish I feel sorry for, in all this global warming. They don't even have a carbon footprint. — J.L. Merrow

Mr Warty's face swelled up like a puffer fish - all his whiskers standing straight out like poison spikes. — Ferguson Fartworthy

I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us. — James Patterson

Pathetic, huh?" He learned that word
from me.
"Yeah. It's like the opposite of a fish,
right? — Hannah Moskowitz

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. — Barbara "Cutie" Cooper

There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders. — Lois Greiman

Go forth and mutilate fish. — Janice Hardy

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. — Britney Spears

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Thousands of beautiful women? Yes. Thousands of insects whose only purpose is to lure fish? No. — Colleen Houck

One man's fish is another man's poisson. — Mark Gatiss

Europe needs a boundary like a fish needs a bicycle. — Yanko Tsvetkov

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea. — Jessica Simpson

She'd also called me brave ... unless she was talking to the catfish. — Rick Riordan

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds. — George Gordon Byron