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Fish Funny Quotes By Deepika Kumaaraguru: She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy,

She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy, Soppy, Boppy, Floppy, Moppy and Roppy. — Deepika Kumaaraguru

Fish Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: You know, quite a few species of fish

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners ... — Kristen Schaal

Fish Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two fish in a tank, one says to

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

Fish Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you're a fish and you want to

If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture. — Mitch Hedberg

Fish Funny Quotes By Amy Tan: How funny to see the foreigner in a

How funny to see the foreigner in a farmer's work hat, like a fish that has put on clothes. Around — Amy Tan

Fish Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Fish is the only food that is considered

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. — P. J. O'Rourke

Fish Funny Quotes By Lady Victoria Hervey: It's so bad being homeless in winter. They

It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Lady Victoria Hervey

Fish Funny Quotes By H.S. Crow: Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

Fish Funny Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: A pointed illustration indeed of the old adage

A pointed illustration indeed of the old adage that "extremes meet". — Charlotte Bronte

Fish Funny Quotes By L.D. Davis: Well, the plenty of fish in the sea

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

Fish Funny Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: I think the busiest people are often the

I think the busiest people are often the loneliest. — Lisa Kleypas

Fish Funny Quotes By John Milner: Garlic is the catsup of intellectuals.

Garlic is the catsup of intellectuals. — John Milner

Fish Funny Quotes By Salman Rushdie: O, Need's a funny fish: it makes people

O, Need's a funny fish: it makes people untruthful. They all suffer from it, but they will not always admit. — Salman Rushdie

Fish Funny Quotes By Stephen Leacock: It is to be observed that 'angling' is

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. — Stephen Leacock

Fish Funny Quotes By Josh Lanyon: Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

Fish Funny Quotes By Shanai Campbell: Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I

Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish! — Shanai Campbell

Fish Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I would like to go fishing and catch

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's. — Mitch Hedberg

Fish Funny Quotes By Herbert Hoover: All men are equal before fish.

All men are equal before fish. — Herbert Hoover

Fish Funny Quotes By Clive Barker: We wouldn't eat an important person like you.

We wouldn't eat an important person like you. Sometimes we'll take a sailor, but - " He shrugged. " - so would you if it was always fish. — Clive Barker

Fish Funny Quotes By PJ Harvey: I'm doing quite a lot of painting on

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

Fish Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish. — Mitch Hedberg

Fish Funny Quotes By Kevin Hearne: My bare foot sounded like a sad trout

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. — Kevin Hearne

Fish Funny Quotes By Cyprian: Since the baptismal rebirth takes place only with

Since the baptismal rebirth takes place only with the one Bride of Christ, where could he be born who is not a son of the Church? — Cyprian

Fish Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: Kippers : fish that like a lot of

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

Fish Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey

Fish Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright

Fish Funny Quotes By Israelmore Ayivor: Take chance standout. You can only have your

Take chance standout. You can only have your head above waters if you stick your neck out a bit. It's time to take off ... Dare to rise! — Israelmore Ayivor

Fish Funny Quotes By Unknown: I never drink water because of the disgusting

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — Unknown

Fish Funny Quotes By Philibert Joseph Roux: Morality is the fruit of religion: to desire

Morality is the fruit of religion: to desire the former without the latter is to desire an orange without an orange-tree. — Philibert Joseph Roux

Fish Funny Quotes By Mark Hart: The funny thing about the boy who gave

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart