Fire Funny Quotes

But though it had prevailed against such fierce adversaries as fire and flood, it had fallen victim softly and swiftly to television in the 1960's. — Kate Morton

I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case. — P. Anastasia

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that sparks it. — Charles R. Smith Jr.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire. — Steven Wright

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. — Dave Barry

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. — Rita Rudner

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. — Rick Riordan

You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are. — Brett Brown

Nothing like having a warrant for your execution to get a girl motivated. — Maria V. Snyder

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. — Bob Monkhouse

Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up! — Haruki Murakami

Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way — Darynda Jones

I guess it's worth a shot. More than likely a wasted bullet, but I'll fire anyway. — Brandy Nacole

You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.
'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein

If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great. — Erin Dionne

Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire. — Criss Jami

Hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home," I say. "Katniss, I live three houses away from you," he says. — Suzanne Collins

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

We are funny creatures. We don't see the stars as they are, so why do we love them? They are not small gold objects, but endless fire. — Saul Bellow