Fire Funny Quotes
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Fire Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.
— P. Anastasia
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that sparks it.
— Charles R. Smith Jr.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire.
— Steven Wright
Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
— Rita Rudner
Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
— Rick Riordan
You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are.
— Brett Brown
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
— Bob Monkhouse
Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up!
— Haruki Murakami
Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way
— Darynda Jones
You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
— Robert A. Heinlein
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
Hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home," I say. "Katniss, I live three houses away from you," he says.
— Suzanne Collins
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
— Libba Bray
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed— Rachel Hawkins
