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Film Elf Quotes & Sayings

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Film Elf Quotes By Chris Kasparoza: The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt

The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on. — Chris Kasparoza

Film Elf Quotes By Will Ferrell: James Caan told me at the end of

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. — Will Ferrell

Film Elf Quotes By Joan Rivers: Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh. — Joan Rivers

Film Elf Quotes By Bob Holden: Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state,

Missouri remains a low tax, efficiently run state, according to all prominent national rankings. — Bob Holden

Film Elf Quotes By Chris Jericho: Thank you Stephanie, you're the breast ... I

Thank you Stephanie, you're the breast ... I mean best! — Chris Jericho

Film Elf Quotes By Drake: I'm scared that every girl I care for

I'm scared that every girl I care for will find a better man and end up happier in the longrun — Drake

Film Elf Quotes By Mario Puzo: Do not count on the gratitude of deeds

Do not count on the gratitude of deeds done for people in the past,you must make them grateful for things you will do for them in the future. — Mario Puzo