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First he accuses me of trying to do the right thing, and now he tells me he trusts me. What am I, a fucking priestess? — A.F.E. Smith

Why am I a loser? She sat very still.
Because it pleases my father. — Louise Fitzhugh

Journalists should have been the first to tell people what Obamacare would mean to them. They are now the last to figure all of this out. — Rush Limbaugh

Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite. — Dolly Parton

That conflict between the reach for the divine and the lure of earthly things was to be the central problem of the Middle Ages. — Barbara W. Tuchman

Festivus for the Restivus! — Jerry Seinfeld

The East and the West in the spring of the world shall blend / As a man and a woman that plight / Their troth in the warm spring night. — Richard Hovey

What was he now? Only Bran the broken boy, Brandon of House Stark, prince of a lost kingdom, lord of a burned castle, heir to ruins. — George R R Martin

I love fashion, beauty, glamour. It's the mark of civilisation. — David LaChapelle

You might not believe it ... but you make the world a better place when you smile. — Nicholas Sparks

I had an abnormal heart, the kind that stretched like a rubber-band and weakened with every tug I allowed someone to have — Emalynne Wilder

To a musician or songwriter, your canvas is silence. — Keith Richards