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Female Funny Quotes & Sayings

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A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Cale! Have you had a female in here?"

Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. — Winston Churchill

And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. — Simone Elkeles

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. — Christina Dodd

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory. — Nicole Gulla

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison