Felipe Esparza Quotes
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Try this now. If you can't do it, you can do Headstand instead. If you don't want to do that, go home!
— Dharma Mittra
Wrestling is only gay when you make eye contact.
— Felipe Esparza
We die a little every day and by degrees we're reborn into different men, older men in the same clothes, with the same scars.
— Mark Lawrence
I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.
— Felipe Esparza
According to my local hip-hop station everyone has garnish wages, child support, liens and wants to buy or rent rims. Ya Heard!
— Felipe Esparza
Many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares, were there a danger of their coming true!
— Logan Pearsall Smith
I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage.
— Felipe Esparza
Whenever another Latino tells me they're more Mexican than me I stop working and let them do the work for me.
— Felipe Esparza
Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.
— Felipe Esparza
Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly.
— Felipe Esparza
I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides.
— Felipe Esparza
My mother should have been an attorney. She and Abe could have opened a law firm together.
— Richelle Mead
A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.
— Felipe Esparza
My dad was one of those dads that would make me stop crying by threatening to beat me.
— Felipe Esparza
While everyone else was saying Trick or Treat my dad was telling us to say Triki Tras.
— Felipe Esparza
Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.
— Felipe Esparza
If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.
— Felipe Esparza
Why go to France when you can smell the same people in coffee shops here in America.
— Felipe Esparza
I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.
— Felipe Esparza
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.
— Felipe Esparza
I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.
— Felipe Esparza
I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.
— Felipe Esparza
You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.
— Felipe Esparza
The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.
— Felipe Esparza
Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.
— Felipe Esparza
I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.
— Felipe Esparza
He was a demon in the sack. -Dita
— Staci Hart
The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.
— Felipe Esparza
