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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!" — Henny Youngman

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these. — Steve Coogan

He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ... — Orson Scott Card

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away.
"Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins

She smirks."Are you attempting to stop me, little one?"
"Excuse me? Did you just call me 'little one'? What are you? Like, four feet tall?" I ask. — Carrie Jones

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. — Billy Crystal

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. — Jim Slattery

I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet."
At that he smiled. "How would you know what feet taste like?"
"I just know. — Cassandra Clare

Ala!" Echo sprang to her feet, legs tangled in the sheets. The Ala was here. The Ala had brought food. The Ala was a goddess — Melissa Grey

If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? — Gwenn Wright

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery. — Robert Benchley

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. — Bob Monkhouse

I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as I was driving up north to kill a man. — J.A. Konrath

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon. — Steve Coogan

I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches. — Chuck Wepner

I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches. — Brendan Grace

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA. — Gary Dornhoefer

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. — Eric Allman

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where. — Gwen Stefani

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet — Elaine Paige

The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet. — Maria V. Snyder

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

So I know where my feet are. — Robert Pattinson

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan

Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned. — Bo Belinsky