Fat Men Quotes: top 41 famous quotes about Fat Men

Fat Men Quotes & Sayings

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Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat? — Arthur Conan Doyle

In times like these, when their fat little comforts are threatened, you may be sure that science is the first thing men will sacrifice. — Ayn Rand

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men and his aversion to lean ones. — David Hume

The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run. — Theodore Roosevelt

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick. — James Brown

A world without men would consists of a bunch of fat, happy women with no crime. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat. — Fernand Point

How could men get fat by being bad and starve by being good? I thought and thought about my vision, and it made me very sad. — John G. Neihardt

Starving men take a hard view of priests too fat to walk. — George R R Martin

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear. — Sinead O'Connor

I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen. — Richard Harris Barham

Sam was almost grateful for his fleshy buttocks. Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go, he thought. — George R R Martin

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body. — Homer

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends. — Robert Morley

All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them. — Jean Anouilh

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as robust. — George Orwell

Man I wouldn't want to be in [MGK's] position right now ... He's just oblivious to what's going on. — Fat Joe

I write songs about fat girls and about men who run off to Mexico. — Mika.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. — Kinky Friedman

Let me have men about me that are fat ... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. — William Shakespeare

There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. — William Shakespeare

I have known men who have been sold and bought a hundred times, who have only got very fat and very comfortable in the process of exchange. — Ouida

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there. — Connie Chung

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul. — Scatman John

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women." --Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander — Amanda Barton

She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand. — Huey Lewis

Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women. — Nicole Hollander

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. — Jimmy Breslin

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, — John Hiatt

After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men? — Louis L'Amour

"Lord bless you!" said Mr. Omer, resuming his pipe, "a man must take the fat with the lean; that's what he must make up his mind to, in this life. " — Charles Dickens

A man must take the fat with the lean. — Charles Dickens

I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. — Bob Hoskins

That smelled strongly of misery, which, as anyone will tell you, is a subtle mixture of hope, despair, rancid cooking fat, and men's piss. — Philip Kerr

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. — Jean Kerr

You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man. — Norton Juster

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

Women's flesh is evidence of a God-given wrongness; whereas fat men are fat gods. — Naomi Wolf

As a fat body is more subject to diseases, so are rich men to absurdities and fooleries, to many casualties and cross inconveniences. — Robert Burton