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You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

Like most fat people who've been lectured about diet and exercise since childhood, I actually know an inordinate amount about nutrition and fitness. — Lindy West

Overweight people have chosen food over appearance. When a fat person talks about a great place to get a burger, I lean in. They know. — Jim Gaffigan

Fat people know the consequences of eating, but if the food is good enough, they just don't care. — Jim Gaffigan

That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?"
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. — Aziz Ansari

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat. — Ray Romano

People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. — Siobhan Finneran

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. — Craig Ferguson

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. — James D. Watson

If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies. — Jill Shalvis

I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know - teachers loved me, straight-A student. — Morgan Fairchild

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides. — Felipe Esparza

You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat — Frederic Chopin

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' — Jessica Simpson

You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest of the world. — Jean Smart

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? — Joe Cocker

It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks. — Kate Winslet

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work. — LL Cool J

You know, being able to, in my mind, have a song that you know doesn't really have any loose ends or you know, extra fat in it, so to speak. — Jonny Lang

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. — Louis C.K.

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. — Bruce Springsteen

When I walk out on stage, I don't know who's in the audience. To me, in my little fat skull, the laugh is just the widest demographic you can get. — Dave Coulier

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies. — Elayne Boosler

[ ... ] don't you know who that Fat Lady really is? ... Ah, buddy. Ah, buddy. It's Christ Himself. Christ Himself, buddy. — J.D. Salinger

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. — Jesse Ventura

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows? — Beth Ditto

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost. — Marcus Brigstocke

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. — Drew Carey

I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole, said Stagger Lee. — Nick Cave

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

It sucks being fat, you know. — Drew Carey

I'm learning a lot about the culture of weight loss. I didn't know there were bloggers out there who were proud to be fat. — Mick Cornett

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady. — Ester Dean