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Fat And Know It Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: You know you're getting fat when your socks

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

Fat And Know It Quotes By Lindy West: Like most fat people who've been lectured about

Like most fat people who've been lectured about diet and exercise since childhood, I actually know an inordinate amount about nutrition and fitness. — Lindy West

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Overweight people have chosen food over appearance. When

Overweight people have chosen food over appearance. When a fat person talks about a great place to get a burger, I lean in. They know. — Jim Gaffigan

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Fat people know the consequences of eating, but

Fat people know the consequences of eating, but if the food is good enough, they just don't care. — Jim Gaffigan

Fat And Know It Quotes By Brandy Nacole: That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help

That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?"
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole

Fat And Know It Quotes By Aziz Ansari: For the majority of the time, I may

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. — Aziz Ansari

Fat And Know It Quotes By Ray Romano: Mike Royce and I have always had success

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat. — Ray Romano

Fat And Know It Quotes By Siobhan Finneran: People tend to say, 'You're not as fat

People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. — Siobhan Finneran

Fat And Know It Quotes By Craig Ferguson: You know who they're blaming for global warming

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. — Craig Ferguson

Fat And Know It Quotes By James D. Watson: Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad,

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. — James D. Watson

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jill Shalvis: If you're going to ask me if the

If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies. — Jill Shalvis

Fat And Know It Quotes By Morgan Fairchild: I was a little fat pudgy kid with

I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know - teachers loved me, straight-A student. — Morgan Fairchild

Fat And Know It Quotes By Felipe Esparza: I don't know any skinny people who bully

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides. — Felipe Esparza

Fat And Know It Quotes By Frederic Chopin: You already know when I'm writing, so don't

You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat — Frederic Chopin

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jessica Simpson: When I walk through an airport and people

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' — Jessica Simpson

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jean Smart: You know as far as diet goes, for

You know as far as diet goes, for a while I was really obsessed with counting fat grams along with the rest of the world. — Jean Smart

Fat And Know It Quotes By Joe Cocker: God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? — Joe Cocker

Fat And Know It Quotes By Kate Winslet: It's true that you need much time to

It's true that you need much time to get rid of the fat girl you once were, but you know I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks. — Kate Winslet

Fat And Know It Quotes By LL Cool J: I know a fat girl, she wears an

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work. — LL Cool J

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jonny Lang: You know, being able to, in my mind,

You know, being able to, in my mind, have a song that you know doesn't really have any loose ends or you know, extra fat in it, so to speak. — Jonny Lang

Fat And Know It Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't care about the weight. You know,

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. — Louis C.K.

Fat And Know It Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: When you get fat and lose your hunger.

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. — Bruce Springsteen

Fat And Know It Quotes By Dave Coulier: When I walk out on stage, I don't

When I walk out on stage, I don't know who's in the audience. To me, in my little fat skull, the laugh is just the widest demographic you can get. — Dave Coulier

Fat And Know It Quotes By Elayne Boosler: You know you're getting fat when you step

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies. — Elayne Boosler

Fat And Know It Quotes By J.D. Salinger: [ ... ] don't you know who that

[ ... ] don't you know who that Fat Lady really is? ... Ah, buddy. Ah, buddy. It's Christ Himself. Christ Himself, buddy. — J.D. Salinger

Fat And Know It Quotes By Jesse Ventura: I love fat people. Every fat person says

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. — Jesse Ventura

Fat And Know It Quotes By Beth Ditto: You know, either I'm too fat or I'm

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows? — Beth Ditto

Fat And Know It Quotes By Marcus Brigstocke: You know you are fat when you hug

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost. — Marcus Brigstocke

Fat And Know It Quotes By Drew Carey: I was just sick of being fat, you

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. — Drew Carey

Fat And Know It Quotes By Nick Cave: I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you knowand I'll

I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole, said Stagger Lee. — Nick Cave

Fat And Know It Quotes By Chocolate Waters: REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

Fat And Know It Quotes By Drew Carey: It sucks being fat, you know.

It sucks being fat, you know. — Drew Carey

Fat And Know It Quotes By Mick Cornett: I'm learning a lot about the culture of

I'm learning a lot about the culture of weight loss. I didn't know there were bloggers out there who were proud to be fat. — Mick Cornett

Fat And Know It Quotes By Ester Dean: I tend to sing opera and showtunes in

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady. — Ester Dean