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Farts Funny Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Farts Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in

EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran

Farts Funny Quotes By Mark Hoppus: Farts and poop are still funny and will

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. — Mark Hoppus

Farts Funny Quotes By Gaston Bachelard: A book is always an emergence above everyday

A book is always an emergence above everyday life. A book is expressed life and thus is an addition to life. — Gaston Bachelard

Farts Funny Quotes By Daniela Ruah: I've met real female NCIS agents who were

I've met real female NCIS agents who were smaller than I am. They were very petite. — Daniela Ruah

Farts Funny Quotes By James Kidd: A fart in the face is love.

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

Farts Funny Quotes By Paul Cezanne: I must be more sensible and realize that

I must be more sensible and realize that at my age, illusions are hardly permitted and they will always destroy me. — Paul Cezanne

Farts Funny Quotes By Isabel Ruiz Lucero: We feel like acting like a Christian, following

We feel like acting like a Christian, following the steps of Christ, is much more important than following a doctrine. — Isabel Ruiz Lucero

Farts Funny Quotes By Jenny Slate: I always thought that farts were funny, and

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body. — Jenny Slate

Farts Funny Quotes By Dieter F. Uchtdorf: There is a beauty and clarity that comes

There is a beauty and clarity that comes from simplicity that we sometimes do not appreciate in our thirst for intricate solutions. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Farts Funny Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Farts Funny Quotes By Felicity Jones: It's nice to have some continuity you can

It's nice to have some continuity you can come back to. I feel that in coming home, coming back to London. — Felicity Jones

Farts Funny Quotes By Sylvia Plath: The lawn was white with doctors

The lawn was white with doctors — Sylvia Plath

Farts Funny Quotes By Marisha Pessl: Good bands you can kind of lose, then

Good bands you can kind of lose, then come back and realize they're still good. — Marisha Pessl

Farts Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: There is a beautiful flow to the study

There is a beautiful flow to the study of Zen. If it is not making you happier, then you are not practicing correctly. — Frederick Lenz

Farts Funny Quotes By John McCain: We should be able to deliver bottled hot

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies. — John McCain

Farts Funny Quotes By Audrey Niffenegger: It's as though I'm a cloud, and he's

It's as though I'm a cloud, and he's expecting rain. — Audrey Niffenegger

Farts Funny Quotes By Andrej Pejic: My favourite author is Leon Trotsky - the

My favourite author is Leon Trotsky - the political philosophy and the way he writes is beautiful, and really relevant, too. — Andrej Pejic

Farts Funny Quotes By Christian Scott: I think a lot of musicians and artists

I think a lot of musicians and artists are really one that really only have one trick. — Christian Scott