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A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
— Mark Hoppus
A book is always an emergence above everyday life. A book is expressed life and thus is an addition to life.
— Gaston Bachelard
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
I must be more sensible and realize that at my age, illusions are hardly permitted and they will always destroy me.
— Paul Cezanne
We feel like acting like a Christian, following the steps of Christ, is much more important than following a doctrine.
— Isabel Ruiz Lucero
There is a beauty and clarity that comes from simplicity that we sometimes do not appreciate in our thirst for intricate solutions.
— Dieter F. Uchtdorf
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
— Carl Barron
It's nice to have some continuity you can come back to. I feel that in coming home, coming back to London.
— Felicity Jones
The lawn was white with doctors
— Sylvia Plath
There is a beautiful flow to the study of Zen. If it is not making you happier, then you are not practicing correctly.
— Frederick Lenz
It's as though I'm a cloud, and he's expecting rain.
— Audrey Niffenegger