Farted Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Farted

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Bolts of energy swirled in the air and streamed into Dave's butt. Dave sneezed ... No. He farted through his nose. — Fred Barnett

The first records I heard were from Dizzy Gillespie and people like that. — Bill Wyman

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

However, neither occasion quite matched the levels of hilarity that ensued on the day Mr Miller sat on the corner of his desk and farted it to pieces. — Simon Pegg

She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if you really looked at her and for good fruitarian measure. — Joseph McElroy

I panicked.
I farted.
I shrieked in humiliation. — Elle Casey

There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not. — Mick Hucknall

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep. — Louise Erdrich

I tried so hard, I farted! Mrs. — Sharon M. Draper

I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos

He wished Heath would have burped or farted. Anything to break the spell he had cast over Theo. — Scotty Cade

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language. — Caroline Rhea

With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air. — David Wong

like a bunch of mimes trapped in an invisible box within which one of the occupants has farted. — Jonny Nexus

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener. — Nick Wilgus

But then Denny, who was standing in front of her, did the sweetest thing. He farted at her. — Suzanne Wright

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

We gladiate, but I guess we're really fighting ourselves. — Lorde

Most wonderful things are unconscious. — Agnes Denes

We've barley stepped into the bright glow of the realms when everything goes dark ... — Libba Bray

The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched. — Kurt Vonnegut

I bet in the All-Time History of Dating no girl has ever told a boy who has just asked her out that she has fleas-and then farted! — Zoe Sugg

She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes. — Cara Lynn Shultz

St. Bernard said, 'Every word one writes smites the Devil. — Lillian Stewart Carl

She tried discreetly to squint and instead came off looking as if she had discreetly farted. — Alessandra Torre

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted. — Demetri Martin

I had two beady brown eyes that, no matter how hard I tried to look mysterious and cool, always seemed to say "It wasn't just me who farted. — Brian Katcher

How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered? — Bill Engvall

You look like a troll doll, a fucking demented troll doll. — Audrey Bell

Humbledrum farted mournfully, three distinct notes. — Lev Grossman

The chairs and tables, decorated with runners of Italian silk, were Disney-movie themed, because Kelly ate, breathed and farted Disney. — Heidi Cullinan