Fart Funny Quotes
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Fart Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
![Fart Funny Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/fart-funny-quotes-by-adrienne-wilder-151503.jpg "Fart Funny Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that")
[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich
Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
— Mark A. Cooper
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
— Frank Carson
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
— Mark Hoppus
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
— Ryan Hansen
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
— Britney Spears
He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James
— Marthe Jocelyn
