Farm Funny Quotes
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Farm Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
— Steven Wright
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.
— Patricia Briggs
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
— Henny Youngman
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip
— Sandra Dallas
His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!
— Lou Harper