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People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

Oh! be thou blest with all that Heaven can send, Long health, long youth, long pleasure-and a friend. — Alexander Pope

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard

It only seems scarey' Klaus said, as if reading his sister's thoughts, 'because of the mist. — Lemony Snicket

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

We preferred our own way of living. We were no expense to the government. All we wanted was peace and to be left alone. — Crazy Horse

Together in our house, in the firelight, we are the world made small. — Jennifer Donnelly

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

Change is neither good or bad; it simply is.
[Written by Matthew Weiner] — Don Draper 'Mad Men'

When one felt like a wasp, one's main inclination was to sting. — Lisa Kleypas

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

Some dead people said smart stuff. — Bob Saget

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan