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Famous And Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: People ask me for my autograph after a

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

Famous And Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Child,' said the Lion, 'I am telling you

Child,' said the Lion, 'I am telling you your story, not hers. No one is told any story but their own. — C.S. Lewis

Famous And Funny Quotes By Mac Miller: I don't really leave my house too much,

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

Famous And Funny Quotes By Donna Tartt: And as we leave Donne and Walton on

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

Famous And Funny Quotes By Steven Pinker: Everyone's pedigree merges into everyone else's pedigree. So

Everyone's pedigree merges into everyone else's pedigree. So if you go back far enough, everyone is related. — Steven Pinker

Famous And Funny Quotes By John Duover: We were not actually famous, I have to

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

Famous And Funny Quotes By Elisabeth Wheatley: Ah, yes, pink camo," I murmur, gesturing my

Ah, yes, pink camo," I murmur, gesturing my chin at her tank top and hoodie. "Because you never know when you'll have to hide in a bubblegum factory. — Elisabeth Wheatley

Famous And Funny Quotes By Ted Dekker: Everything was really a story, penned or thought

Everything was really a story, penned or thought or acted out at some time by someone. — Ted Dekker

Famous And Funny Quotes By Robert DeCoteau: Famous people steal my quotes all of the

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

Famous And Funny Quotes By Gustave Eiffel: I ought to be jealous of the tower.

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

Famous And Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

Famous And Funny Quotes By Chloe Grace Moretz: I follow the most random people on Twitter.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

Famous And Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carter: The situation in Gaza is intolerable. Not one

The situation in Gaza is intolerable. Not one destroyed house has been rebuilt
Ppl cannot live w the dignity they deserve — Jimmy Carter

Famous And Funny Quotes By Ashish Chauhan: When asked "If you could meet any famous

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

Famous And Funny Quotes By Abigail Roux: You're driving me fucking crazy!""There's a short trip!

You're driving me fucking crazy!"
"There's a short trip! — Abigail Roux

Famous And Funny Quotes By Don Byas: You call it madness, but I call it

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

Famous And Funny Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Oh that Thou wouldest bless me indeed, and

Oh that Thou wouldest bless me indeed, and make these inferior blessings real blessings; — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Famous And Funny Quotes By Matt LeBlanc: It's funny - nowadays people that are famous

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

Famous And Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan

Famous And Funny Quotes By Ezra Koenig: There aren't that many people walking about who

There aren't that many people walking about who are a total class stereotype. — Ezra Koenig

Famous And Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: I did not know that we had ever

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

Famous And Funny Quotes By Bauvard: To die famous is the goal of the

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard