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People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

Child,' said the Lion, 'I am telling you your story, not hers. No one is told any story but their own. — C.S. Lewis

I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time. — Mac Miller

And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore. — Donna Tartt

Everyone's pedigree merges into everyone else's pedigree. So if you go back far enough, everyone is related. — Steven Pinker

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

Ah, yes, pink camo," I murmur, gesturing my chin at her tank top and hoodie. "Because you never know when you'll have to hide in a bubblegum factory. — Elisabeth Wheatley

Everything was really a story, penned or thought or acted out at some time by someone. — Ted Dekker

Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing; none of it is ever very interesting though. — Robert DeCoteau

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am. — Gustave Eiffel

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that. — Eugene Ormandy

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. — Chloe Grace Moretz

The situation in Gaza is intolerable. Not one destroyed house has been rebuilt
Ppl cannot live w the dignity they deserve — Jimmy Carter

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

You're driving me fucking crazy!"
"There's a short trip! — Abigail Roux

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

Oh that Thou wouldest bless me indeed, and make these inferior blessings real blessings; — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. — Matt LeBlanc

Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!) — Rick Riordan

There aren't that many people walking about who are a total class stereotype. — Ezra Koenig

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. — Henry David Thoreau

To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. — Bauvard