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Family Love Funny Quotes & Sayings

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The best kinds of families try to stop a train wreck - but if they can't, they still show up to give first aid to the walking wounded. — Emma Chase

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister. — Josephine Angelini

Democrats single out glaring examples of tax preferences or spending priorities that favor the wealthy and Republicans cry 'class warfare!' — Dee Dee Myers

Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia

Hee that makes himself a sheep, shall be eat by the wolfe. — George Herbert

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.' — James Fallows

Anytime I'm at a club or a party, I'm dancing from beginning to end. — Agnes Bruckner

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?"
"Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home. — Christine Warren

You don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life.
(after not being picked starting goalie) — Jens Lehmann

I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords. — Doug Solter

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. — Erma Bombeck

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. — Peter Gallagher