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Family Is A Joke Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: The youngest child in any family is always

The youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker, because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation. — Kurt Vonnegut

Family Is A Joke Quotes By George McGovern: It's possible to dazzle a crowd if you

It's possible to dazzle a crowd if you really work at it. But that is no qualification for leadership. Hitler was a master of crowds. — George McGovern

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Rossana Condoleo: Never joke about the job of your friend.

Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity! — Rossana Condoleo

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Meg Rosoff: It's a strange sensation to live inside another

It's a strange sensation to live inside another person's life, to wonder all the time what he is doing, or thinking or feeling. — Meg Rosoff

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Lawana Blackwell: It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic

It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created. — Lawana Blackwell

Family Is A Joke Quotes By George Orwell: Literature, especially poetry, and lyric poetry most of

Literature, especially poetry, and lyric poetry most of all, is a kind of family joke, with little or no value outside its own language-group. — George Orwell

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Frances Bean Cobain: I don't really like Nirvana that much.

I don't really like Nirvana that much. — Frances Bean Cobain

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Isla Fisher: Comedy has always been important in my family.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else. — Isla Fisher

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Matt Damon: I think what's important for kids to know

I think what's important for kids to know is that your decisions here on earth matter, your behavior matters and how you treat other people matters. — Matt Damon

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Grant Cardone: Money is like a jealous lover. Ignore it

Money is like a jealous lover. Ignore it and it will ignore you, or worse, it will leave you for someone who makes it a priority. — Grant Cardone

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Alyxandra Harvey: There was a family joke that Lucy's first

There was a family joke that Lucy's first words were, Nicholas is bugging me! — Alyxandra Harvey

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Aristotle.: All persons ought to endeavor to follow what

All persons ought to endeavor to follow what is right, and not what is established. — Aristotle.

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Ron Reagan: The joke in our family is that we

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. — Ron Reagan

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal: Raising a child is the only relationship you

Raising a child is the only relationship you have where if you do it right, it will end in separation. — Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal

Family Is A Joke Quotes By George Will: The First Amendment ... begins with the five

The First Amendment ... begins with the five loveliest words in the English language: 'Congress shall make no law'. — George Will

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Adora Svitak: My family joke that I'm really a very

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11. — Adora Svitak

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Kristin Hannah: Goddamn, sometimes it hurt to be free.

Goddamn, sometimes it hurt to be free. — Kristin Hannah

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Jim Cramer: Don't move your money from Bear! That's just

Don't move your money from Bear! That's just being silly! Don't be silly! — Jim Cramer

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Deyth Banger: Enemy are your friends"... YOOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK...

Enemy are your friends"... YOOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK... THIS CONCLUSION IS FUCKING WRONG. — Deyth Banger

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Stooart: I am a commercial artist and author, who

I am a commercial artist and author, who loves my family, a good joke, a sunny day, cheeseburgers, hockey and the Beatles. — Stooart

Family Is A Joke Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: You smell good.""It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo,

You smell good."
"It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-"
"Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Family Is A Joke Quotes By James Brolin: I was raised in a family where no

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank. — James Brolin