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She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart — Virginia Macgregor

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. — James M. Loy

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards. — Steven Wright

I train for around 3-4 hours everyday. It can go up to 6-7 hours when a competition is approaching. — Vijender Singh

He could not die when trees were green, for he loved the time too well. — John Clare

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh. — Nathan Fielder

Then I show up steady ready and proud and I find I've forgotten how to talk out loud. Isn't it just like you to bring me to my knees? — Ani DiFranco

I'm falling into disrepair — Anne Tyler

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. — Elizabeth C. Bunce

We do not interpret bitcoin's popularity as having a relationship with the public's view of the Federal Reserve's conduct of monetary policy — Janet Yellen

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights. — John Zakour

For no one does life drag more disagreeably than for those who try to speed it up. — Jean Paul

No storm can shake my inmost calm While to that rock I'm clinging Since Love is Lord of heaven and earth How can I keep from singing? — Ken Follett

The moon is the reflection of your heart and moonlight is the twinkle of your love. — Debasish Mridha

You're flying Buzz! No Woody we're falling in style! — Walt Disney Company

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements. — John Duover

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

Our job is to make the fans happy. When we win, 45,000 people go home happy. When we lose, it not only affects them, it affects their cats. — Gerard Houllier

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Physicians, when the cause of disease is discovered, consider that the cure is discovered. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Hellboy is the first movie where both ends of the spectrum are combined. — Guillermo Del Toro

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale

To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf? — Sarah Jessica Parker

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

[Religion is] a fantasy [and is] completely empty of any explanatory content. It is also evil. — Peter Atkins

My grandparents came worked hard, and I believe they never regretted their decision to come here and make a new start. — Samuel Alito

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet? — Rick Riordan