Fake Tan Quotes: top 17 famous quotes about Fake Tan

Fake Tan Quotes & Sayings

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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout. — Andy Rooney

It was a privilege to pray with Governor Romney - for his family and our country. — Billy Graham

Thumbs grow into my throat.
I wear slaps like a spot of rouge. — Anne Sexton

Dedicated to: You.
There will never be another like you.
For me ... you are the one.
Yeah, I don't have enough words for this ... — J.R. Ward

Best line in the book:

"I played the part well, but I was as fake as a California tan on an Alaskan cheerleader. — Ali Parker

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. — Lisa Snowdon

No person may enjoy outstanding success without good health. — Napoleon Hill

It felt like all the truth got whitewashed with fake happiness," she said, "only it was not happy and it was worse than fake. It was dangerous — Amy Tan

Human working memory is able to hold no more than some four or five chunks of information at any given time. — Nick Bostrom

The dreamed outcome of launching a psychic attack can make you feel small and petty. I think for that reason I'm going to refrain from launching any. — Heidi Julavits

The probability of life ever evolving on Earth was slim to none. It's insane that we're all walking around and talking. — Kesha

I look better with a tan, but I've never gone the fake route. I don't need to - I have good foreign genes: half Spanish, half Hungarian. — Anton Du Beke

AI guess that's what happens when you have no Botox, make-up or fake tan. You have expressions instead. — Sophie Kinsella

Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan. — Joel Fuhrman

He has always admired writers who each day begin a journey towards the unknown and who nevertheless spend all their time sitting in a room. — Enrique Vila-Matas

The beginning of the end can feel a lot like the middle when you are living in it. — Karen Russell

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish. — Jenny Eclair